King Nick surviving again :cheer2:

Sue falling over at the reward challenge :joker:

Well done Nick!

Really sick of what is an anti-Nick edit with the parade of confessionals we get. Apparently he doesn't play an 'honest game' and others do, apparently he doesn't have a good social game and apparently Brooke doesn't like how his face looks (I really dislike her). Survivor is a game, if you are at the bottom you have to scramble. He helped the tribe, and he made good arguments at tribal.

The REAL story I believe, which was not shown in the edit and not even recognised by the presenter/host at tribal (even though it was staring him in the face), was that it's a tribe largely made up of women. That's the real reason I believe Nick was on the outside compared to Tegan.

Barry isn't really a big loss tbh and nothing else really happened

Kylie saving herself <333 but Tegan going </333

VILE @ Craig getting the idol clue, he's easily my least fave contestant in the game.

That ep was a bit of a mess, nothing really happened and I didn't like how the tribe swaps weren't entirely random since Saanapu clearly have a huge advantage now picking all the strong players to join them. And I'd rather it been another hour plus episode rather than a shorter one with no tribal.

Kat gossiping and spilling all Aganoa's secrets straight away <3 Sarah Lacina who?

Aganoa tribe no more </3 Come through Vavau!

The fact that they use the same beach for every challenge. <3 Cheap bastards

That was such a good immunity challenge! From Saanapu giving zero ****s and just cheering on Aganoa to Barry’s “are you serious?” to the final shot of the rope burning... yeah, well done to everyone involved in that

Not nearly enough Kat, Rohan and Phoebe this ep (in fact, I think Lee and not-so-Krazy Kristie were the only two with substantial airtime, which is not a good thing)

lol bye Barry. I’d have rather lost Craig and his ever-expanding butt crack, but hey ho

Kate surviving a boat crash and a coma yet possibly being pulled from the game because of a wart on her armpit </3

Jennah Louise’s airtime (and lack of hyphen) will never cease to confuse me

“And Sue... throws it backwards” :joker:

Why am I not surprised that Nick equates losing his virginity to applying for Survivor?

Is it possible to have an INV1 tribe? Because Aganoa is fastly becoming one and I am not one bit happy about it #GimmePhoebe #Gays4Rohan #LetTheKatOutOfTheBag (and let me tell you, I was *not* here for waiting over half an hour for an Aganoa scene, only for the entire sequence to be swallowed up by Lee and his effing kids)

Does Tegan have an entire alphabet tattooed down her back (RIP Tegan btw. Obvious UTR Pre-Merge Boot #245)
Merging is two tribes going into one, Jonathan, not three tribes going into two. smh

Farewell, Aganoa </3

I don’t really have much else to say about this episode except a) stop calling it a merge, it’s not a merge and b) don’t take my Rohan (or Kat) (or Phoebe) (or literally anyone from Aganoa on Vavau) (or anyone from Vavau on Vavau) (tbh)

Other than that, I take back what I said about Jennah Louise's confusing amount of airtime and I'd like Nick to leave my sig immediately, plus I hope the napkin that Craig was handed was something for him to cover his crack with

Craig/Lee/Sam can go soon please
Oh and the man who wears the hat

COME THROUGH FLAWLESS QUEEN KYLIE YASS SLAY ME

With swapped tribes i am very glad kylie used her idol, she will easily go to merge now if she had her idol she would've gone

Bye Rohan </3 What a loveable ****ing moron in whose memory I shall wear overly-loose swimming trunks from now on. Giving away his entire tribe's secrets and tribal history, accidentally telling the majority alliance that he has an idol, inadvertently voting himself out of the game and being idol'd out by his own idol in the space of an hour :joker: Icon tbh (it's just my luck that the four targets at tribal would be my four favourites, isn't it?)

I'm still kinda rooting for Kat and Kristie but Phoebe also needs to come thru fairly soon and not become the Shelli to Rohan's Clay, which the edit very much implies will happen

In other news, I am now fully on board with everything concerning Jennah Louise, and whoever's arse was hanging out at Saanapu for an entire scene needs to stop immediately (unless it's Lee #dilf)

Well that...was a ****ing mess. Twenty fantastic minutes of television nonetheless, but a tragic ending.

I was literally facepalming the entire time Rohan was talking whilst Kat was behind him :facepalm: him and Phoebe are two of my faves so this kinda sucked, I was praying he didn't give the idol away either but then it saved her so I guess that's a plus

Kat and whoever that other non-entity is need deleting :bored:

Kat going home </333

Phoebe finding the idol :worship: COme thru queen and win it all :clap1:

I hate Andrew soooooo much

um wtaf happened there. That was the clearest, most obvious blindside ever and it still didn't happen?

RIP Kat I suppose? Voted out for... being a bit vague at tribal? idk. I mean at least Phoebe has an idol and is 100% winning (Phoebe <3)