Corin shouting she’s loving it every time Housemates do a task

The line-up to be all A-Listers who only decided to go in for the honour of putting on daily private performances for Lydia Louisa all series as a late birthday present for ha?

Adjoa returns and seeks revenge

Wolfy's bee still spreading gossip

Cristian to have his shoes and socks displayed as part of a fashion degree?

Lateysha thinking she’s in CBB

Danielle’s prayer cushion to be offered to those with bad knees?

Callum sitting in the DR playing with his grotty toes?

Courtney Stoddens dress to be offered at a discounted price on the big bro shop online

The alphabetti spaghetti on the kitchen worktop to spell out Vote Out Vinegar Tits?

Get grace out T Shirts to be issued to every housemate

This welcoming the HMs on launch:

http://i.imgur.com/bRwCPrK.giff

Omarosa enters to continue her feud with Janice Dickinson

A prayer room with a statue of Laura praying in the centre?

Lacey Banghard waiting in the bedroom for Ryan Thomas

What if the chair is the BB8 one bc neon

becky’s Chicken nug nugs still in the oven

Christopher Biggins hiding in a secret house

Katie Waissel's grandma to be a shower safety inspector?

The house to be scented with dawn’s BO?

"Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow!" - Katie and her grandma finding someone else's pubes in the shower?

Nude marine walks out of the shower

Lesley's piss on the shower floor?

The DR chair to be moulded after Gemma’s designer vagina?

Helen's "Always in the right" to wake them up every morning lmao