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T* 15-11-2014 08:55 PM

Let's get started..

T* 15-11-2014 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AmyJade (Post 7373566)
Tom isn't online

Quote:

Originally Posted by Who Is She? (Post 7373568)
I'll be host-

Clarissa Myra-Chanteuses wins.

X Factor just finished

Cal. 15-11-2014 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tom! (Post 7373572)
X Factor just finished

Clarissa still wins tho

Amy Jade 15-11-2014 08:57 PM

Mitzeeee is the underdog

T* 15-11-2014 09:01 PM

Anyway.. Each contestant was given a brief- to write a song on TiBB's recent happenings. This could be Forum Games, incidents, or more infamously- 'The Weavening'. Yep. We're taking a serious incident from the forum and parodying it.
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!


http://i.imgur.com/uj1CHgd.png

Amy Jade 15-11-2014 09:02 PM

I used all three ha

Cal. 15-11-2014 09:02 PM

The Weavening?:suspect:

T* 15-11-2014 09:04 PM

Song 1- MoMo Mary Sprinkles (Morrissey)
MoMo is a 45 year old ex magicians assistant who became addicted to jelly babies and lost her house and probably her mind.Don't approach her unless you have jelly babies and none of that yellow baby crap.

T* 15-11-2014 09:07 PM

[WHISPERING] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I CAN'T WRITE SONGS TOM

[SCREAMING]AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHH I CAN'T WRITE SONGS TOM

-2 madonna lookalikes banging the drums-

In the land of tibb, where creatures come to chat
where arguments can go down at the drop of a hat
there were a group of people called the weaves
who had gifs up their sleeves
they were very naughty and now they're BANNED

[SCREAMING]AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHH I CAN'T WRITE SONGS TOM

[WHISPERING] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I CAN'T WRITE SONGS TOM

Cal. 15-11-2014 09:08 PM

What is this iconicness?

Liam- 15-11-2014 09:10 PM

Amazing :laugh2:

T* 15-11-2014 09:11 PM

https://38.media.tumblr.com/20533daf...shgko5_500.gif
When this was sent to me I nearly spat out my lucky charms and it weirdly mademe cry from laughing. It's short, but it's sweet. Very well done MoMo

Mitchell 15-11-2014 09:12 PM

Do we have to change personas every week :o

T* 15-11-2014 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pothuthic (Post 7373611)
Do we have to change personas every week :o

Oh god no.

Cal. 15-11-2014 09:14 PM

Clarissa Myra-Chanteuses ain't going nowhere.

T* 15-11-2014 09:14 PM

Where's that bitch Shaun? -taps watch-

Liam- 15-11-2014 09:16 PM

Not the judges being late again.

T* 15-11-2014 09:17 PM

Oh yeah, the public is voting tonight :dazzler:

Liam- 15-11-2014 09:17 PM

Oh welp, seeya.

Natalie. 15-11-2014 09:18 PM

:laugh: thank you

Amy Jade 15-11-2014 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LiamPRW (Post 7373629)
Oh welp, seeya.

My thoughts exactly.

Cal. 15-11-2014 09:19 PM

Whose up next?

T* 15-11-2014 09:20 PM

Act 2- Clarissa Myra-Chanteuses
http://i1068.photobucket.com/albums/...ps27cd19ff.jpg
I was six year’s old. Six year’s old. I was found in a bin outside Asda. A relative of mine passed away like ten years ago too. I do love my sister too, she’s who I dedicate my performances too. I was considering entering the army when I left high school but didn’t, so feel sorry for me please. I had a dog, but it died. At the end of the day I’m just an ordinary girl trying to make it big in the music business, but like my parents, I don’t know them and that’s sad isn’t it? Does it make you sad yet? Don’t forget that if I go to live shows I can ***** this out to the newspapers and make big money. Oh and I love shaking my booty to distract myself from my **** life. Oh, I was on drugs for a bit in 2007. I slept with a guy for money so I’m basically a full on hooker turned record selling artist.

T* 15-11-2014 09:21 PM

I'm A TiBB Member, yeah bitch
The runner up was Pothuthic (Mitch)
It was good, yeah it was good,
Marsh didn't seem to love living in the woods,

Chorus-
I'm...A...TiBB Member, for you
Don't pick me for a bush tucker trial,
I'm...A...TiBB Member, for you
It may include snakes and crocodiles.

It started off with a bang,
Camp Croc Creek, and the Camel Toe gang,
In Coyote Cave the players were divided,
The viewers vote was how their fate was decided,

Chorus-
I'm...A...TiBB Member, for you
Don't pick me for a bush tucker trial,
I'm...A...TiBB Member, for you
It may include snakes and crocodiles.

LiamPRW was out first,
Maybe he was hated, or it was the embarrassing thirst,
But Conzors swiftly followed,
And the rest of the camp wallowed.

Chorus-
I'm...A...TiBB Member, for you
Don't pick me for a bush tucker trial,
I'm...A...TiBB Member, for you
It may include snakes and crocodiles.

What followed was a series of eliminations,
Some arguing and a bit of procrastination,
Until we were left with just the three,
Shaun, a bit of Pothuthic and who could forget Le Freak?

Chorus-
I'm...A..TiBB Member, for you
Don't pick me for a bush tucker trial,
I'm...A...TiBB Member, for you
It may include snakes and crocodiles.

It was the final night,
Everyone was celebrating with delight,
As Shaun finished in third, securing the final two,
Pothuthic came 2nd, and Le Freak won, like you do.

Chorus x3-
I'm...A...TiBB Member, for you
Don't pick me for a bush tucker trial,
I'm...A TiBB Member, for you
It may include snakes and crocodiles.

Cal. 15-11-2014 09:21 PM

#1 on iTunes Chart already

T* 15-11-2014 09:22 PM


Cal. 15-11-2014 09:23 PM

not really omg its worse than i thought:umm2:

Liam- 15-11-2014 09:23 PM

I just noticed there's a spelling mistake in my song, Thomas, can i resend you it with the mistake changed? :sad:

Cal. 15-11-2014 09:24 PM

Clarissa Myra-Chanteuses' performance would basically be a re-hash of Britney's 2001 Performance, with the snake around her neck.

Amy Jade 15-11-2014 09:24 PM

If I survive til next week I am deffo singing haha

Natalie. 15-11-2014 09:24 PM

brilliantly done

Cal. 15-11-2014 09:24 PM

Clarissa Myra-Chanteuses getting the Misha B treatment?

Liam- 15-11-2014 09:24 PM

Embarrassing thirst? bitch please.

Cal. 15-11-2014 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LiamPRW (Post 7373660)
Embarrassing thirst? bitch please.

Clarissa Myra-Chanteuses is not impressed.

T* 15-11-2014 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LiamPRW (Post 7373650)
I just noticed there's a spelling mistake in my song, Thomas, can i resend you it with the mistake changed? :sad:

HURRY UP
YOu're after the next act :fist:

Amy Jade 15-11-2014 09:27 PM

http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/20...oobs.gif?w=650

me getting ready for my performance

T* 15-11-2014 09:30 PM

Act 3- Mitchell Mitchell
They have not supplied a backstory, so in the meantime, enjoy this gif of ShaTom! Osbourne
http://i581.photobucket.com/albums/s...bourne-500.gif

T* 15-11-2014 09:31 PM

In the tune to Le Freak by Chic, the song is called 'Le Freak, What The Feck', it's based on Le Freak robbing me of victory, it's sort of a song which features the song le freak, it's similar to songs such as 'Dont tell em'.

Ah, freak out!
Le freak, c'est chic
Freak out!
Ah, freak out!
Le freak, c'est chic
Freak out!

Ah, freak out!
Le freak, c'est chic
Freak out!
Ah, freak out!
Le freak, c'est chic
Freak out!

In the jungle he was quite amaze.
But he robbed Pothuthic of his place
Pothuthic should've been number one
But people voted for him Hun.

In the jungle it was quite cold
Even if MB got quite old
He's called 'Le Freak', it's really Alex by the way
I could fight about slush all day.

Ah, freak out!
Le freak, c'est chic
Freak out!
Ah, freak out!
Le freak, c'est chic
Freak out!

Ah, freak out!
Le freak, c'est chic
Freak out!
Ah, freak out!
Le freak, c'est chic
Freak out!

When he won everyone frowned
Except the weaves who were let out from the pound
Here's the truth, beating me was crime
I'll get him back sometime

Him and Liam I ship ahoy
Even if both of them are boys
To the crowds they are adored
Most of this is a joke, Alex has no flaws

Ah, freak out!
Le freak, c'est chic
Freak out!
Ah, freak out!
Le freak, c'est chic
Freak out!

Ah, freak out!
Le freak, c'est chic
Freak out!
Ah, freak out!
Le freak, c'est chic
Freak out!

Now freak
I said freak
Now freak

When he won everyone frowned
Except the weaves who were let out from the pound
Here's the truth, beating me was crime
I'll get him back sometime

Him and Liam I ship ahoy
Even if both of them are boys
To the crowds they are adored
Most of this is a joke, Alex has no flaws

Ah, freak out!
Le freak, c'est chic
Freak out!
Ah, freak out!
Le freak, c'est chic
Freak out!

Ah, freak out!
Le freak, c'est chic
Freak out!
Ah, freak out!
Le freak, c'est chic
Freak out!

Ah, freak out!
Le freak, c'est chic
Freak out!
Ah, freak out!
Le freak, c'est chic
Freak out!

Cal. 15-11-2014 09:32 PM

Iconic

Natalie. 15-11-2014 09:33 PM

fabulous work


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