Don't cry.. we'll all be here tonight:pat:

I don't think I was made to be a waitress.. So I think I'll just stick with being office manager

It can't re-open until we find an electrician. Sticks has done this!

How??

May I remind you:

Suddenly the air gets heavy as a slight electrical storm erupts in the bar

The sound of "Oh Bug..." filters through

then the electrical storm dies away, only to be replaced by the sound of all the fuses in the bar going, plunging it into darkness

WTF:puzzled:

Sticks has sabotaged the pub and now the e-restaurant/e-club.

:bored: We should report him to the e-police

We could bar him.

Is there a problem?

He will always find a way

I just cleaned that floor. :nono:

Fire extinguisher!

*fixes electrics and chucks Sticks into the bin bags*

Hey folks, just taking out the trash :xyxwave:

LMAO! :laugh3:

Do I get a free lunch?

I'd like turkey twizzlers, birdseye potato waffles-they are wafully versatile.


AND A CAN OF LILT!

LMAO:laugh:

:shocked: Shhhh. You'll have that Jamie Oliver in here. You know what he's like with them. We don't want closing down. :nono:

Stuff Jamie Oliver Markie, Dan saved us from Sticks:laugh:

Here you go Dan

Thank you very much :thumbs:.

As for Jamie Oliver, I'm no longer a school kid so he can go eat cow dung/

LOL!! :laugh: Some of us are. :rolleyes:

Thanks for sorting the electrics Dan.

Jamie Oliver will be targeting colleges and hospitals next:rolleyes:

How's your food Dan?

Very good thanks, my compliments to the chef.

The electrics were a doddle without someone meddling :nono:

It's on the house, as you sorted the leccy out.

Boss- Could I please take about and hour off tomorrow evening?.. I'm off to Paris Hilton's e-birthday party:hugesmile:

Hey peeps:cheer2:

Welcome Chris :bigsmile:

Thanks.

Can I just have a can of Coke please?

That's fine. See you there. I have an invite too.

Sure.. Diet of Coca Cola?

I'm not going to that one:tongue:

Nah, just normal please:thumbs:

there is another crackle of electricity in the air, a rushing of air, a sound of swearing

and then calm...

The clock over the bar is now three hours fast

Sorry to let you down last minute on the chef's job..... i got headhunted and the pay is so much better :whistle:

which one u going to?

when they kick you out, don't come back here crying for a 2nd chance!

well I'll just re-set it again then!