perez begging for sympathy on twitter :yawn:

Ew why do you even follow it

the voice is trash why am i watching

ricky is so hot

i don't

i'm bored i might get drunk

the x factor discussion thread would be on the 8th page now the voice discussion thread has 4 posts lmao

ergh

the voice is the QPR of the Prem

http://i.imgur.com/cpscKRh.png

I'm pale right now

stop giving the grinch attention

Hi I'm so happy I got given two extra shifts at work next week and the other staff like me yas imma be rich

dylan pm jake

i want red stripe should i get some

we had a roast dinner today because most of my family were busy tomorrow and i keep thinking its sunday what kind of trickery is this

I came on to do that but idk what I'm doing 1 sec

urgh we had roast today too and yeah my weekly clock is all wrong now

perched for us slaying

omg if were in the same family and just had dinner together and didn't even know it erm

oh & you both also need to send me a few lines to be used within your intros

I'm listening to Niki and the Dove Scott pls confirm Mother Protect is the most godly listening experience ever

omg well my mum does have her mate round but is it actually you sotting opposite me on the sofa?

give me an example

Name:
Age:
Name of partner:
Previous Coach Trip player:
Favourite colour:
What could you bring to the coach:
Do you and your partner have a gameplan:
Are you a good liar:
Who would you most like to see join you on the coach:
Who woulld you least like to see join you on the coach:

Is it this

maybe because my mum did bring her learning disabled client round for dinner, she's like a family friend though and often comes over, so I guess that was you..?