omg I remember last night when I put :joket; or something

well i was watching asylum she wasnt really paying attention bc she was getting drunk on one of those big cartons of wine from tesco

THE TIE

classy

omg :joker:

there's so many videos of that cat:joker: , one of him in a bed and even one of him having a bath hahahahh

ugh i want to stay online for 304 hours bc i havent been on all day but im really tired send help

plus my battery is about to die and i have this OCD thing where i drain the battery completely and leave it to charge overnight

:joker: /is going to watch him all night

also a man gave me a burger today :amazed:

we bought a bathroom suite from this showroom and the guy had mcdonalds and he heard my mum saying i want to go to mcdonalds and he was like here i bought a spare burger and gave it to me

i think it was originally intended for one of his colleagues (who was hot btw) but i aint turnin down a free mccheeseburger fo no bitch

You ate some stranger's burger?

Scott's always eating strange mens horsemeat

:laugh:

and cocks.

omg :joker:

What happened to the other thread

got closed cause the people who were banned this morning were all arguing in it

also i've done pretty much nothing all day but im still really tired :sad:

Do you not drink coffee Smithy?

no, I only drink that if im like, on the verge of death, I really dont like it, I have red bull normally but im not drinking that cause ill be up till like 6am and im at work at 1

Coffee :love:

:worship:

have some ready brek

have my ISA mock in the morning :bawling:

Don't be stupid Nathan

and good luck Reece!

Good luck reece, hope it goes well for you :love:

ive seen it before but my god the human centipede is rank