So far today I've had

Greggs Sausage Roll
Can of coke
3 mini-brownies
Handful of pringles
Glass of water

Also I'm having a kebab for dinner

(writing this down just made me realise how unhealthy I have been today, wow)

3 chicken selects, chips and diet coke x3

I just had a sliver or two of cheese as I was making middle girl LTs tea

:fist: I will make my self a sushi and grass salad later washed down with a Swedish virgin pish and alfalfa smoothy

Sounds err terrific LT

I swear I've eaten like 6000 calories today

Breakfast:
- Cereal
- Toast & Jam
- Orange Juice
- Apple

Lunch:
- Cheese & Ham Bun
- Crisps
- Yogurt
- Twirl
- Apple

Currently I'm eating my third apple, then I'm going to cook my dinner.

i had a curly fry from smallest boy LTs tea now

only one..chip tax

1 Bottle of Bell's Whisky

LT has asked me a question in a pm, but I'm stuck for the answer. can anyone on here help?

Do you know the calorific content of the average ejaculated load of male sperm if swallowed? :hehe:

no but Tibb is deffo the right place to pose that question

what and no oatcakes?

you savage

:laugh::laugh::laugh: You are unbeatable LT, I don't know why I even try. :worship::worship::worship:

Cookies from Lidl's bakery

They are next level seriously

<3

:amazed: never had them

Bran flakes
Melon
Apple
Pesto + chicken pasta
Chococino
Toast with tuna pate
Broccoli rice and rissoles

Ham egg and chips
Onion rings
Strawberry cornetto
Half a tube of Pringles

Buttered crust - white bread

2 square sausage sandwiches
Berry and Banana smoothie
Caramel wafer
tea

Rice krispies
Subway ham and cheese sandwich and salt and vinegar crisps
Will have pasta for tea/dinner

Lots of coffee
4 glasses of fresh orange juice
2 thickly buttered currant teacakes and a wedge of Extra Mature Scottish Cheddar - up to now.

Not a typical day for me.

an apple
a ham, cheese, tomato and onion toastie
a kinder bueno
2 cups of tea
4 cups coffee

Nothing

French Toast
Banana

Toast & Banana
2 Cups of Tea


So far....