Welp thought it was BB13 Ashleigh

:fan:

Save Kat, evict Belo

#114 - Maisy James (BB12)
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I'm not writing anything long about the bitch; she sucked. Even in a BB12 lineup she faded into the background and sucked. She should not be this high up the list. She is a bottom 40 housemate. A quick glance at her subforum tells me she was a famewhore (WHY IS THIS WORD CENSORED? GET A GRIP, JESUS CHRIST) true and true prior to going in (YouTube series, check! Aspiring presenter, check!), was convinced that Aaron was lusting after her (???) and sort-of-went-after-him herself (??!?!!?), in among a sea of arrogant claims ("never seen anyone better-looking than myself" is the sort of thing you might be forgiven for if you were funny I suppose, or not sharing a house with Louise...) and ultimately her pitifully small fanbase were essentially 14 year old boys who reek of semen.

I saved Scott BB4 because he's really only being nominated by those that didn't watch the series/ thought Adjoa was a good housemate so the whole thing is a bit invalid really.

Daniel_: Save Lisa, Cut Anthony
Reece: Save Laura, Cut Chris
Pete: Save Ashleigh, Cut Luke
Lucas: Save Kat, Cut Brian
Shaun: Save Scott, Cut Maisy

Leaving:

Tim
Becki
Jayne
Tracey
Sree
Sara
Jackie
Jale

What kind of travesty that Jackie Travers has been nominated

Praying 4 Jackie, Sara and Jayne

I'm praying 4 Jale tbh

Jackie is awful, Sara was pretty boring and Jayne was really annoying and apparently smelled.

This round was harder than the last though some nominated there I don't actually dislike that much tbh I hated everyone I nominated last time

save Timgod cut Jale

SMH @ Luke Scrase being eliminated this is such an outrage

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#. Jale Karaturp (BB15)

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Jale Karaturp here, ready to respond to your tweets! (alol this was Jale's Twitpic for some time and I thought it was the funniest thing ever)

So yeah, Jale. It's weird because even though she was the focal point of the early weeks of BB15, she's actually pretty random in the grand scheme of things and isn't that big of a topic of discussion? So yeah, I'm assuming that she just made it this far because nobody really felt like wasting a nomination on her because are there really any Jale fans in 2015?

Let's get the obvious stuff out of the way. Helen and Pauline and their cronies (yes, Toya is included!) treated a ton of people like **** from the word go. Chris, Danielle, and Christopher were all on the receiving end of it at some point, but Jale was undoubtedly treated the worst, all because... she ate a little too much chicken at one point? She made a weird face at Pauline once, at least according to noted empathizers Helen Wood and Tamara Stewart Wood? So because of this Jale received the Killer Nomination and was nominated every ****ing week and had to suffer through being called an insidious slug and had Pauline scream in her face lines including I'M NOT A DISCUSSER, I'M A STATEMENTER, and it was all so, for lack of a better word, harrowing.

And it seemed like Jale was on the fast track to winning! Not only was she clearly a legitimate victim of bullying (yes I'm using the b-word), but she was also subtly funny and sarcastic and pretty complex and vulnerable. It seemed like such a great mix of personality traits and I was here for it! Unfortunately, Jale kinda got complacent, and whether it be due to her need to have some sort of social leverage or Helen attempting to show the slightest instance of being an actual human being, and randomly ganged up with her once-tormentors :rolleyes: at first I was open to the idea of Jale being the bigger person but then she would do **** like join up with Helen and Kimberly after Ashleigh tried to get Ash out even though it had no effect on Jale whatsoever (and he flipped out on her for nominating him at one point because how dare she) and actively worship Helen while shunning Ashleigh and Chris and it was just such a disappointing fall from grace.

And then once Jale was evicted she, like almost everyone from BB15, was ****ing awful post-show! She continued to spend her time endorsing Helen and excusing her behavior, like that one time when she tweeted that Ash purposefully winds Helen up to make her aggressive and they both immediately reacted by screaming about how her TRUE COLORS are showing and she really is a FOOKIN SLUG after all :eek: but their friendship lasted long after the show LOL JK I'm pretty sure Helen ****ing disowned Jale because she couldn't afford the trip to Ibiza and wrote about it in her column and said that Jale should resort to prostitution if she needs to make ends meet! This could entirely be fan fiction that someone told me and I gullibly ate up but it sounds like something Helen would do. So yeah, Jale isn't really a bad person but her entire existence is kinda sad and pathetic sorry!

Two concluding thoughts,

1) A discussion point: she and Marlon had an interesting relationship but I can't care to remember the details because, well, it's Jale and it's Marlon. If someone wants to remind me what went down that'd be sweet.
2) Remember when Pauline was forced to flee her home because someone put feces in her letter box and attached a note saying "THIS IS FROM JALE" ?

I'm saving Tim because all the males I support are getting cut left and right and I am *NOT* letting this one happen.

I thought Pete would have cut Lisa :o

Daniel_: Save Lisa, Cut Anthony
Reece: Save Laura, Cut Chris
Pete: Save Ashleigh, Cut Luke
Lucas: Save Kat, Cut Brian
Shaun: Save Scott, Cut Maisy
Troy: Save Tim, Cut Jale

Becki, Jayne, Tracey, Sree, Sara and Jackie are left to choose from for Jake, Espeon and MB.

She was saved before I could dig into her

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The queen remains!

Not Lisa making top 100 pls god no while queens like Harry Amelia and Rachel Ifon are out

Was that feces really from Jale? Discuss.

OH, addendum: Jale constantly vying for the acceptance of the kwel kids is SUCH a Lisa Huo thing to do so why she is still in this rankdown I'm not so sure :smug:

And her sister was called Hale.

Cut Jayne, save Tracey

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Jayne Kitt (BB7)

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Yeah I know this is probably a cut many people aren't happy with and I do get why people like Jayne. She's really loud and obnoxious which pisses off her fellow housemates so I should appreciate her but I just... don't.

I thought I would love Jayne from her VT and entrance as she just seemed to be a gigantic mess. Lmfao @ her being so loud and the rest of the HND housemates telling her to be quiet otherwise the main house would hear her :joker: And she was probably the only HND housemate who had some sort of personality. However, I soon grew tired of her and she started to grate on me. She was constantly burping and farting, and I know some people find that stuff funny but I don't.

Anyway, Jayne was alright in the HND house but after she got chose to be evicted by Aisleyne and actually entered the main house, I started to sour on her. She just entered the house and seemed to bitch about Aisleyne at every opportunity even before Aisleyne re-entered the main house and it wasn't a good look imo. Aisleyne was genuinely nice to her and Jayne threw it back in her face and bitched about her constantly (usually to Nikki) and it was tiring. Like I get Aisleyne chose to evict you but it really doesn't warrant all this venom, and it's not as if Aisleyne was overly nasty to her. Idk it just annoyed me and it's not even as if the bitching was fun, she would bitch about Aisleyne for the most banal things. Grace and Nikki did the whole ~Aisleyne's rival~ thing better anyway.

Whenever she wasn't bitching about Aisleyne or expelling wind she was breaking the rules. Now the actual rule breaks didn't annoy me but it was more the consequence of the rule breaks that did. I'm specifically talking about the week 8 eviction where Big Brother decided, in order to punish Jayne, they would put up all the housemates apart from Jayne, and this led to Nikki being tragically evicted :(. I blame Jayne for all of it tbh, and the series declined heavily after Nikki's first eviction (despite Aisleyne and Imogen trying to salvage it).

Despite me mostly hating Jayne she did have a few good moments. Her friendship with Susie was strange yet fun and that argument with Jennie where she lights her cigarette with a toaster is funny. But apart from that I hate her.

Saving BB8 caravan coven member Tracey

RIP x

save sree, rid sara

Becki Seddiki (BB5)

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(she never really did subtlety did she)

Ciao! My name is-a Becki, and I come-a from the Beega Brudda Italia Rankadown! Mwah! Mwah!

Yes, Becki. Cursed from the offset by having to introduce herself with a (not even very) Italian accent for some reason, immediately prompting her fellow housemates to assume she’d just escaped from Broadmoor (or whatever the Venetian equivalent is), and given the task of immediately nominating someone by kissing them on two cheeks. Obviously distraught over this news and torn over who she would pick, she settled on fan favourite Michelle, something she was visibly upset about doing. The audience’s reaction? BURN THE WITCH. Yes, in an example of how quickly a BBUK twist can go wrong (see also: Kugel Fresh) (see also also: that time Davina entered the house in a chicken costume and it kind of looked a bit like everyone was about to rape her) (oh CBB7), Becki was booted out just a week later over Ahmed (!) to such horrendous boos that the previously-outdoor interviews had to be moved to the indoor studio from that point onwards. That or they didn’t want another Marco-and-his-mum-twatting-themselves situation. You be the judge.

So yeah I’ve managed to cover most of Becki in one paragraph? Overall, Becki was just a pleasant enough housemate who was unlucky enough to enter halfway into the show and, y’know, immediately nominate a beloved character and nearly be stoned to death because of it. It happens to us all. Having said that, she wasn’t all that great really? In a cast of such divisive people as Victor, Jason, Ahmed and… um… Shell, Becki never really stood a chance of causing an impact otherwise, and anything else she did in the house would ultimately be overshadowed by that blimming Judas kiss.

Postscript: apparently she went on to **** Russell Brand? But that’s a story for another day, children.

I’m saving Jackie, or to give her her full name, Jackie Travers, or to give her her full name, The Jackie Travers Moves, or to give her her full name, The Jackie Travers Family Smile-Time Variety Hour.

I thought Troy's write-up on Jisale was spot on. I was even laughing when he mentioned Helen suggesting she go into prostitution to pay for the Ibiza trip :laugh2:

Did she really say that?

Daniel_: Save Lisa, Cut Anthony
Reece: Save Laura, Cut Chris
Pete: Save Ashleigh, Cut Luke
Lucas: Save Kat, Cut Brian
Shaun: Save Scott, Cut Maisy
Troy: Save Tim, Cut Jale
Espeon: Save Tracey, Cut Jayne
Jake: Save Sree, Cut Sara
MB: Save Jackie, Cut Becki