i'm the ultimate z list celebrity

lol i didn't hear that, imagine david saying that

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZH7r30w7dxc

does anyone else find this insanely funny. its not accurate or anything and most of it isnt funny, but just how aggressively he says "you bunch of ****ing wankers" cracks me up.

When given task to clean up house he tells HM

"BB reminds HM not to drink the bleach"

Got this from DS from Saturdays HL show, its brilliant:

Marcus "I'm taking my ******in chocolate with me!"
Bea "You're taking your chocolate with you?"
Marcus "Yeah I am!"
Bea "You greedy bastard!"
Marcus "****** OFF!" (the way he says it - pmsl )
Bea "Would you not leave it for people??"
Marcus "No - I want it!"
Bea "you can get plenty outside!"
Marcus "But I want that one!"
Bea "What's that one?"

Pause

Marcus "You're not going to begrudge me that are you Bea?!"
Bea "Well you shouldn't even have those!"
Marcus "Yeah, because that was the one for me - there wasn't a communial one cause everyone else had fa... DONT tell me whats what BEA!"
Bea "I still think its tight as a ******in fish's arse that you're just gonna take ..." ( pmsl )
Marcus "No - it's because there's something there and you want it and you cant have it so now you're pissing and moaning. As usual. ******in Bea. Bloody bonkers Bea. Shut your ******in cakehole bonkers Bea for once in yer life!!"
Bea "He's smuggling out his chocolate instead of leaving it for the people left behind."
Marcus "I'm not smuggling nothing out. I'm taking it out because I like it."
Bea "I think thats absolutely disgusting. Completely ******ing in character!"
Marcus "half a bar of ******in chocolate - I ask you whats the ******in world coming to?"

Marcus: 'I think she's pretty, she talks like a man, but...I can live with that..." About Lucy Pinder :bigsmile:

"I think Im going to call him Alfonze!" About the head in the House of Horrors task.

pure Brilliant :hello:

Someone sticky these words of Wisdom :love:

Lol, I'd love to see him on QI or 8 out of 10 cats or something!!
Would be brilliant!

I couldn't agree more! :cheer2:

This thread is made of pure win.

"you look like the geezer out of the monster munch advert"

:dazzler: Bump :dazzler:

"Do you want gangster slapping"

I sent him the quotes on the first page in an email.

"it's like someone's cut my arsecheeks open and put in 2 golf balls of pain"

Sophie: "Am I a barbie girl?"
Marcus: "No you're too fat."

Sophie: "Can I have your can aswell?"
Marcus: "You can **** off"

"I can do backflips, wallflips, somersaults, everrryyythinggg"

"I could tell you things that you could study, say 10 years at university and you still wouldnt be able to match my intellect"

Someone should email a link to this thread to his website.

Done that about an hour or two ago. :hugesmile:

:thumbs: Wonder what he will make of it

I doubt he'll read it. He did after all say he'd recieve ''700 million billion emails'' :laugh2:

lol

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

The Grave Yard shift :laugh2:

what a legend. these quotes are all awesome

He's got to stay.

Bradley, who you supporting if he goes?

I'm not supporting any of the bastards bar Marcus, I cannot stand the rest of them.

Same with me. i think they're all diickheads apart from marcus, who is the ultimate BB legend. i wont bother not watching though cos theres only a week left

Likewise.

Used to like Siavash, but its clear now that he's the biggest game player in there and makes drama out of everything, cannot stand him.