Lyon is useless :joker: complete genuine no. 11, bring Swanny on and he'll have him first ball

26 overs
0 wickets
80 runs

MICHAELJORDANLAUGHING,GIF

Yes Mitchell was TERRIFIED of Swann's pies yesterday lol. What you English fans need to release is Swann is utterly clueless when he don't have a pitch turning 180 from day 1

325 I will be waiting for your tears

I give the Aussies 20 minutes this morning

I'm cringing so hard at the Broad love in. He was bowling pies all day yesterday ZERO of his wickets were due to good bowling yet the media are making him sound like McGrath

Also cringing hard them thinking he has the wool over Clarke's eyes lol. It's quite clear his back is still ****ed and has not been the same since the tour of India

Clarke gets undone by Broad's short ball every single time, it is a beautiful sight

Harris putting Broad to the sword fml

think i deserve a nice peaceful night watching the Ashes after dealing with Apple's Crew

Nice and easy end to the innings just as I thought, and unsurprisingly just the opposite to what LK thought

no more shouting HOWSATTTTTTT for a while now then

Looked pretty dam good too me

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Haddin playing as if the run rate required was 20 an over

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Now for the main even it's Mitch time

DIS GUN BE GUD

Haddin had to play like that because he had the walking duck at the other end

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Perfect conditions now for England to settle down and bat all day

England will get to at least 400 here, 500 wouldn't surprise me.

Have not got past 400 this summer but will get 500 against Johnno Siddle and Rhino

DAT KNOWLEDGE

A walking duck shame Boycott doesn't share your view on how Lyon was batting

Carberry to make a double century

What's going on with Carberry's helmet

Some kind of space age lid

Bloody hell Cook

Wonder if Johnson will bowl an off side ball today

Trott you bloody idiot!!

Don't know what he's playing at

this is a disaster

Pietersen such a muppet, got a big let off after getting dropped by Siddle then still throws his wicket away

****ing hell our batting has been terrible, we'll be lucky to get 150 here