2 weeks til I become Molled Wine :amazed:

Scrooge

Again :D

Ive got a Christmas joke,I hope you like it.

One Christmas Eve, a frenzied young man ran into a pet shop looking for an unusual Christmas gift for his wife. The shop owner suggested a parrot, named Chet, which could sing famous Christmas carols.

This seemed like the perfect gift. "How do I get him to sing?" The young man asked, excitedly.

"Simply hold a lighted match directly under his feet like this." was the shop owner's reply. Chet began to sing "Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells! ..."

The shop owner then held another match under the parrot's right foot. Then Chet's tune changed, and the air was filled with "Silent Night, Holy Night..."

The young man was so impressed that he paid the shop-keeper and ran home as quickly as he could with Chet under his arm. When the wife saw her gift she was overwhelmed. "How beautiful!" She exclaimed, "Can he talk?"

"No," the young man replied, "But he can sing. Let me show you."

So the young man whipped out his lighter and placed it under Chet's left foot, as the shop-keeper had shown him, and Chet crooned, "Jingle Bells! The man then moved the lighter to Chet's right foot, and out came, "Silent Night. Holy
Night..."

The wife, her face filled with curiosity, then asked, "What if we hold the lighter between his legs?" The man did not know. "Let's try it." He answered, eager to please his wife.

So they held the lighter between Chet's legs. Chet twisted his face, cleared his throat, the little parrot sang out loudly (like it was the performance of his life) "Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire...."

What do you think of my joke?

i would like Buddy The Elf again.

If at all possible.

Good joke JF. :D

Thanks.:)

amazing joke!!!!!!!!

Nathan [2]

I want to be Christmas Neeve this year :)

N'aww, my name doesn't have any X-mas puns...

Quelle dissapoint.

:eureka: Christmas Fairy!!!!

:joker::joker::joker:

Wuv ya really ;)

I like that :D

Cheeky... ;). I'd be a brilliant fairy though to be fair.

Black Christmas

Snow Dagger

Black Tinsel

Black Baubles (!!!!!)

I like all these, well done Pyramid, very inventive :D

But I like Snow Dagger the best.

:amazed:

Kaz is letting us have them. Thank you Kaz! :hug:

Yay !!!! :D

will it start on the 1st December?

Ignore mine then ben, I didn't want it changed anyway :hmph:

Oh, sorry Smithy, I didn't see yours. I'll add you now. :)

Every time you post the list you forget my name :nono:

~HO~HO~HO~

Lol, how did I miss yours out? :blush:

You should be Ho Ho Hosy

Santa Anton or Anton Santa...whatever sounds better lol

Santon?