I tell you what with all these pictures you keep putting up I'm starting to have a thing for pirate ladies! :joker:

Told you she was a strumpet. Makes me look virginal. :p

Haha.

If it keeps the crew happy its fine by me :dance:

I want to enlist, together we will have rat Dexter swabbing the decks.

Welcome Susie to the greatest ship that has ever sailed the high seas! :joker:

he'll be kissing that bog brush before too long,come aboard Susie and have some grog:hugesmile:

your a bad women kazanne:hugesmile:

I know sheriff:evilgrin:but my heart is in the right place:hugesmile:

you sure have:xyxwave:

Right me hearties,I have word the sewer rat it angry and is targeting out Sam,so don you cutlasses,load your pistols and set the traps,
HMS Samuel rules the waves.
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What a great thread, I've had Sam as my favourite since week 3

[QUOTE=Kazanne;6248976]Right me hearties,I have word the sewer rat it angry and is targeting out Sam,so don you cutlasses,load your pistols and set the traps,
HMS Samuel rules the waves.


Underwater Agent Able-Seaman Rochester (Deceased) reporting for duty...

Noble crewmates - I have been given a secret task by a passing dolphin who has given me permission to teletubby...oops no ...teleport my ghostly self aboard the Devious Dextrous in order to infiltrate their intelligence and report back to Captain my Captain and your good loyal selves. I am doing so immediately. I will be invisible (cos I'm a ghost now) and I now await orders on what I must do...

P.S Has anyone remembered to feed the ships cat Witchhazel yet?

I dislike all of the other housemates now, and went right off Callum towards the end as well.

I've jumped ship and am fast paddling towards your deck.

[QUOTE=mr rochester;6249060]glug,glug Mr Rochester,look after davy Jones locker ,you'll soon have a rat to join you
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Oh yes ,Sam IS Hms Sam,can you spot him floating in the sea behind my lovely lighthouse ?

welcome aboard,just beware of the ships captain,he can be a hard task master:xyxwave::wavey:

that there rat don't look happy chuff,he's missed the HMS Sam love boat:joker:

My little rat is like a BIG FAT,JUICY,SMELLY,SNEAKY,SLIMY rat on a sinking ship ..the infamous,brave, REAL man "Sam " whos honour you have named the Good ship HMS Sam for,God bless him ,and all who sail in him ( I was stood to attention saluting when i wrote the last sentence )

[QUOTE=Kazanne;6249088]Reuter

The dejected spectre of Ex ABS Rochester has just been seen floating down from the crow's nest of HMS Devious Dextrous. When questioned by our reporter he said 'I have no comment to make - I am simply obeying orders. I wanted to be a spy but I must return to the murky depths of Davey Jones' Locker to be joined by a rat in due course. No I am not disappointed in the slightest to have lost my life when I fell overboard and no-one noticed when we set sail. I particularly like the muddy waters off the coast of Cadiz. Please ask them if anyone has fed the ruddy ship's cat Witchhazel yet...and no you can't borrow me cutlass...

Witch Hazel is hoping for a big rat to toy with. I've promised her one next Friday night.

Mr Rochester ,don't you be kiddin' me,my trusty comrades have seen what you have been getting up to,now hop aboard and get dressed:joker:
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...Sorry...I can't hear you...I have tentacles in my ears (someone ordered me back down to the murky depths again). Could you use the semaphore skills we learned at Naval College please?

lol,this may take some time,hang on me hearty:hugesmile:

Arrrrrrr I may have had a little too much rum but a would like to say your the finest crew I have ever set sailedc with. Hopefully the H.M!S Samuel can keep on sailing full steam, ahead all the e way to the final and land in the port of victory.


Sailing on rtogeter!! :cheer::cheer::pat::banana::cheer2::hug::dance2::p ipe:

P.s new sailors are alleys welcome.