Because I do....dont you know that?

Aww you named your dick after me? That’s flattering. Thank you

I did, but I hope you dont mind me using the shortened version, chode instead of the full name.

You don’t then? Just being an ignorant pig as per

No man you crack on. I’m just sad no one really gets to see it.

I’m gonna name one of my dildos Parmesan

Is it a little dinky pocket one?

It will be your go to one.

Well this thread took an unusual turn.

The Parmy-san. It's a Japanese import. All sorts of functions.

You calling yourself neem or ninestar when its sliding in and out

Imane Khelif is a biologically born woman


she is BORN a WOMAN



same as Maartje Paumen, our former hockey player whom also has more muscle, masculinity than other women, same as Martina Navratilova, same as Megan Rapinoe in the US women's soccer team, same as Sherida Spitse in our dutch women's soccer team



but yeah go off ignore me and my common sense, continue cyberbullying this poor woman :rolleyes:

Maybe that’s what I’ll name it when I have one

Get 2, I'm sure theres room.

Colin

As i recall your other one is called The purple-headed womb ferret?

Assigned female at birth :nono: don't be so transphobic Nicky.

I have so many regerts

I looked up the Leather Trumpet thinking it would likely be a natural lambskin sort of thing, but it's a massive patent-leather buttplug?? "Caution: Only suitable for massive arseholes" it says in the description.

Wow.

i am not transphobic (at all) :shrug: i am very pro-LGBTQ+ as a matter of fact, very pro-inclusivity


and i don't need to be one in this case, as SHE ISN'T TRANS. how many times do i still need to repeat this, giving me some headaches now :(

Please leave my arsehole alone

:joker:

It's also a nickname for fisting someone with a black leather glove until they start tooting like a trumpet.

If you were pro-trans you wouldn't say that anyone was born anything, you'd say that they were assigned a gender at birth that may or may not fit their internal sense of self, which they can choose later once they've fully grasped the complexities of gender identity. Obviously.

To say she was born female is very transphobic :nono:.

Aw he's been the whole forum's arsehole for nearly 15 years, you can't lay claim like that.

:joker: christ

Nicky can you just let trans people exist!



:nono: