OHAY GUYS

(My outfit)
http://i39.tinypic.com/5eyjiv.jpg

And Shaun, your present is...
http://i44.tinypic.com/15r1my1.png
BRANDON FLOWERS IN A BOX!!!

Have a fab TiBBday :thumbs:

-orders Brothers with Lemon-

-kisses James' cheek-

Oh, you look amazing.

-opens box-

OH MY JESUS

David Bowie, Aaron Ramsey and now Brandon Flowers. *squeals with excitement*

*Looks at the VIP List and screams*

LADY GAGA. Shaun. You. Are. My. Hero

*Looks at the rules, "No Talking to VIP guests*

I understand :love:


Anyway, here is your next Present

*Hands Shaun a small box*

Bitch, we said 1 present, way to outsell us *****. :rolleyes:

*takes the box and opens it*

was ist es?

Oh, it is a House, of your own

And anyway, can i bring my +1 guest in?

Of course.

-puts the house down and looks at it strangely-

It is rather small, but grows if you water it daily.


And anyway, welcome, Lorraine Tighe, my +1 for this evening

http://www.graziadaily.co.uk/pub/21p...ice-main_5.jpg

Okay dah-lings, I am fashionably late.

My outfit for tonight:

http://www.bluevelvetvintage.com/vin...008/02/175.jpg

Marilyn Monroe-esque, with modern chic touch.

*hands over some chilled magnum champagne to the host*
http://www.beveragefactory.com/image...dice-champ.jpg

*hands over diamond watch*

http://www.wristwatchreview.com/wp-c...ng-thumb-1.jpg
Wear this luv, it offsets the drunken red veins in your eyes, and your flaring cocaine-smothered nostrils.

Now, someone hand me a daiquiri.

-pulls Lorraine-

*Throws Red wine over Top*


She has a family, Bitch :tongue:

*throws off the current watch I'm wearing and puts Lauren's on*

I LOVE IT, babes!

-greets Lorraine with a peck on the cheek-

How did you two meet?

We Met in Margate :hugesmile:

Lauren, it's so touching you tried the Marilyn Monroe-dress route. But seriously, it looks like the dress she was probably unwillingly buried in. At least you can you say 'tried'.

*pats*

http://i43.tinypic.com/1j0uua.gif

Wow LJ I love your outfit :lovedup:

Everybody, please welcome my +1 for the evening.

http://image.thehothits.com/300x400/...st_300x400.jpg

Shaun you don't mind if I bring a friend along to help me.

Well Hiya :wavey:

Thanks darlin' you're looking damn sharp yourself. :lovedup:

Fancy a drink?

*throws her into the back of a transit and drives off*

Go ahead, Harry.

BEN, GET YOUR FINE ASS BACK HERE. I NEED YOU FOR SECURITY.

Oh my god, Lorraine just spilt wine on my dress. -goes to change whilst giving her evils-

*Spanks Lorraine*

-reappears wearing this-

http://www.catanna.com/catwomancostumevixen.jpg