I got told off :(

LOL the person i just called a barstard is now chatting to me about Skins he/she is actually really nice lmao!

we need to wait until theres like 100 people on there then there'll be more chance of finding eachother haha

LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO

You: help me!
Stranger: need help
You: yes!
Stranger: wit wat
You: im scared!
Stranger: of
You: im really high!!
Stranger: on what
You: weeeeeed baby!
Stranger: uu don need weed
Stranger: u need Jesus
You: weeeeeeed
Stranger: i gotta pray for u
You: but weeeeeeed!
Stranger: u shud come me church
You: GIVE ME ****ING WEED
Stranger: i need to get that demon in you
Stranger: get it off u
You: NO! IT'S MINE!
Stranger: **** YOU AND FIX YOUR LIFE.
You: WEEEEEED
Stranger: YOUR GOING TO HELL!
You: ****!
Stranger: IM DISSAPOINTED!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: JAI HO
You: u barstard..
Stranger: hi
Stranger: Oh i see...
You: oh soz
Stranger: your just loevly
Stranger: lovely*
You: i thought you wouldnt reply
You: noo i am
You: :(
Stranger: ok lol well try again... hello
You: JAI HO ... Hey :D
Stranger: how are you?
You: im great thanks u
Stranger: im good ta :)
You: haha good good
Stranger: where you from?
You: london you
Stranger: Ohhh Bristol :)
You: Lol ooh where skins is filmed
Stranger: indeedy :)
Stranger: Im not like them though :) altough my friend was an extra...
You: cool i love that programme.. i have the posters
You: ooh really thats soo good
You: id love to try and be on it but its a bit too sexual for me i wouldnt like to do all that.. just the acting
Stranger: yeh it was cool :) you know in the first episode of the 2nd series? all the hott girls in the corridor she was the one rubbing herself....
Stranger: Yeh too sexual for me too
You: i cant remember.. wat bit was that lol?
You: ohh i think i do!
You: loool
You: was she haha
Stranger: when ermm... freddie and cook and jay were in college and they walked down a corridor and effy at the end at a vending machine
You: omg yep i remember LOL
Stranger: yehhh :D shes a bit of a slut altogether tbhhhh.... XD
You: LOOOL evil :P


The conversation carrys on lool.

Start your convo with TiBB. So we can find each other.

Aww i'm talking to this really lovely person haha, i missed BB for this site :laugh:

LOL Christina :laugh:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: oh no
Stranger: oh yes
You: my mommy told me not to talk to strangers
Stranger: that's too bad
Stranger: strangers have thebest candy
You: oh you have candy?
Stranger: back in my van
You: omg can i have some
Stranger: hahah
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I just made myself laugh :whistle:

Stranger: hi
You: bye
You have disconnected.

Stranger: i love moto gp and anal sex

The best chats are if you talk dirty or have a argument

Stranger: Mazda, Toyota, or Ford?
You: Ford.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Shitter... :sad:

You: I smell of garlic
Stranger: ew
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:sad:

Stranger: hi
You: I love to open my mouth
Stranger: do u like dick in it
You: I love a nice gobstopper in it
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

First time just now, I don't think they like me. :sad:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi im an 87 year old man looking to lick an arsecrack out
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Poor Jack :sad:

You: Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
What are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat
It's not your fault

They won't take you to the vet
You're obviously not their favorite pet
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
It's not your fault

Stranger: yo
Stranger: wats up?
You: I made a man with eyes of coal
and a smile so bewitchin'.
How was I supposed to know
that my mom was dead in the kitchen?
La lalala laaa la lala La lalala la la...

Stranger: what is this?
You: And they found their bodies the very next day,
they found their bodies the very next day,
la la la, la la la, la la la...

Stranger: Freak
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:sad:

this made me laugh as well :D

I like Firewire's idea of starting conversations with TiBB; but only do it when there's 100ish people on Omegle!

Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: form ?
Stranger: from?
You: scotland
You: you?
Stranger: same
Stranger: where abouts ?
You: Aberdeen, you?
Stranger: edinburgh ...
Stranger: f or m
You: male
Stranger: klkl .. age ?
You: 17. age? male/female?
Stranger: female and turning 16 ...
Stranger: you got msn ?
You: yeah.
Stranger: can i have :)
You: no.
You have disconnected.



LOLLLLLLL.

LMFAO, You meanie.

You: I chooped my c**k off with a axe
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: did it splurt blood
Stranger: everywhere
You: All over the place! Now I am a woman now!
Stranger: you will never be a woman
Stranger: if your balls remain intact
Stranger: too much testosterone
Stranger: finish the feat
Stranger: live the dream
You: coward
Stranger: i know you are
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I'm pretending to be Karen Matthews... I'm doing it in a really subtle way though, I'm killing myself laughing.

LOL :sad: