Go away leave me alone



I'm going to BED I've had ENOUGH

the best one’s the Jason quote about the savings account :skull:

It was a romantic relationship! You would get into the bed, we were doing massages, kissing, doing more. I was seduced into voting out Miss H and I regret it now knowing what this alliance is made of!

To the rest of the house, really you HAVE TO break this group up. It's not for my own good but YOUR own good!

The second line is on a serious note btw! Don't get fooled twice :suspect:

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Me and Matthew dancing this drama away.

Yes come for us house, you know, the imaginary alliance that Jersey made up in his head because he is panicking because most people thought he was the mole and he is trying to get the target off of his back!

don’t let me sit down, i’ll be stuck for weeks!

oh thank you VERY MUCH! at least I now know where i stand with YOU!

Just as I suspected, protecting the alliance at all costs http://i.imgur.com/9GlSLbs.gif

Oh and this is why I knew deep down the alliance would never work. :suspect: The people still in are just as sketchy!

not Jersey Van Pelt

Jersey, all you have done is sign your eviction notice a few weeks prematurely than it could have been. WHY would I work with that SLAG Morgan who stabbed me in the back last year? And Reece? he didn't rig Survivor 3 for me and i'm still mad about it!

So, raise your hand if Jersey tried being in an alliance with you?

https://media.giphy.com/media/xT9KVw...KBfW/giphy.gif

Anyway so live feeders, my friend Dean Smith has a book out, it's called 'Black' and it's a really good book, you should check it out, and also it's more interesting to read than this fake ass drama.

Probably couldn't handle the possibility of being turned on by the alliance and voted out next to the bottom of the barrel of the alliance Nicky http://i.imgur.com/9GlSLbs.gif

Your alliance will all raise their hands for cumming to me https://media1.giphy.com/media/l41Yf...DX1K/giphy.gif

... I better start working on this competition :joker:

I seriously won't believe it (and my heart couldn't take it) if I'm taken out before this alliance and then they steamroll the rest of you! :(

*Looks at your favs*

hmm don't know how you think you will win when you ain't got no taste!

i wonder if jerseh’s on an overnight secret mission

No he's just a qunt

I'm really not taking any piss though! It's like what else can I even do when it's going this way besides have a little laugh over it?

Others are too. I've made my points.

Like maybe it kinda seems like I'm lying (even though I really don't see how BUT I'm looking at it from actually knowing the truth tbf) but it also seemed like I was lying about not being the mole you know! This is just the way the game's been going :suspect: And they'll see they're wrong AGAIN if they make the wrong choice :laugh:

but what's the wrong choice? everyone knows you threw one of your alliances under the bus (RileyH, Mont and unformentioned member) and then you threw me under the bus. Everyone can see that this is a desperate attempt to stay and nobody can trust you. But look I don't take things that seriously, it's kind of funny tbh, but who would trust you now?

Well that wasn't a lie was it! :joker: I expose the TRUTH!

Also how was it a desperate attempt to stay? :suspect: I started mentioning saying something about this before the mole twist was even revealed when Nicky was evicted after the alliance turned on him... it didn't feel right! And before an HOH was revealed as well. I could've easily been SAFE but I had to come clean for Nicky :clap2: (and also so that you 3 remaining don't steamroll to the end)

jersey’s been replying to this thread for ages, she’s going to go OFF