Seen much of Eliza?
TBF I know a Sam Bailey fan :p (Only the one)

D:

Nah not spoken to her in months. Think she is busy with her uni work.

Yeah they're known as bailures

:joker:

There is only 4 of them tbf, you'd think there was 400 though, these bitches won't stop and they legit retweet/fave all of their tweets, my mentions have just blown up.

right guys on a scale of 1 to 10 how hard would you let heston blumenthal plow you

For ages I thought Heston Blumenthal was some poncy writer from the 19th century, he has the name for it

Shaun's been at the brandy again. Greg, I told you to keep the cabinet locked.

christ
this fart i just did smells like the hindenburg disaster

0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001

Omfg :umm2:

Pfft
Thats what I smelt and I blamed it on the dog :(

http://marieclaire.media.ipcdigital..../rihanna80.jpg

:joker::joker:
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lb...fainting%20GIF

I cringe so much when I think of Jeliza :joker:

Jeliza feels <3

Imagine if Nigella Lawson married Heston Blumenthal.

Nigella Blumenthal.

Scrumptious.

I didn't know farts could smell like wasted money and embarrassing errors

Imagine their babies.

I'm listening to an audiobook of Fifty Shades of Grey read by a girl whose first language either isn't English or she's just not very good at speaking English in the first place and I'm wondering wtf is wrong with my life that this is what I'm doing at twenty to midnight on a Sunday

Are you flicking your bean yet Greg

...i made a comment about my farts and greg STILL manages to lose the most at life on this page

Omfg :laugh2:

Please please someone find a way to demonstrate this!!

mate

I'm constantly one-downing you