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lily. 30-05-2009 11:44 PM

Andy, do you know what FTP is?

lily. 30-05-2009 11:45 PM

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Originally posted by andyman
Lili is more at home here, she knows that, we know that, she knows we know and we know that she knows we know..
Ahh.. but the question is..

Do I know that you know that I know that you know that I know that you know.. ?

WATERS 30-05-2009 11:46 PM

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Originally posted by 30stone
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Originally posted by lili
If you hit a Rangers fan at 20mph...
There's a 60% chance he'll survive...

If you hit him at 40mph...
There's a 30% chance he'll survive...

But if you stop driving like a dick...
And put ur foot down...
There's a fuckin good chance you'll kill the cunt!!!

I got that joke via text from someone before, it was about liverpool though.
I got the same one about Arsenal though

30stone 30-05-2009 11:47 PM

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Originally posted by WATERS
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Originally posted by 30stone
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Originally posted by lili
If you hit a Rangers fan at 20mph...
There's a 60% chance he'll survive...

If you hit him at 40mph...
There's a 30% chance he'll survive...

But if you stop driving like a dick...
And put ur foot down...
There's a fuckin good chance you'll kill the cunt!!!

I got that joke via text from someone before, it was about liverpool though.
I got the same one about Arsenal though
That coz liverpool fans aren't very smart and they have to adapt other jokes instead of create their own.

Novo 30-05-2009 11:48 PM

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Originally posted by lili
Andy, do you know what FTP is?
It means Fuck the pope

Yes course i know what it means

lily. 30-05-2009 11:49 PM

So how come when I said it was one of your chants, you said no?

lily. 30-05-2009 11:49 PM

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Originally posted by .Andy.
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Originally posted by lili
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Originally posted by .Andy.
Your just bitter because Rangers won another cup today

your a closet celtic fan next you'll be saying that You want to make love to the pope
FTP? Isn't that one of your chants?
ERRRR NO LOL

we aint a catholic club :tongue:

^ I give you.. the evidence^

WATERS 30-05-2009 11:50 PM

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Originally posted by 30stone
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Originally posted by WATERS
Quote:

Originally posted by 30stone
Quote:

Originally posted by lili
If you hit a Rangers fan at 20mph...
There's a 60% chance he'll survive...

If you hit him at 40mph...
There's a 30% chance he'll survive...

But if you stop driving like a dick...
And put ur foot down...
There's a fuckin good chance you'll kill the cunt!!!

I got that joke via text from someone before, it was about liverpool though.
I got the same one about Arsenal though
That coz liverpool fans aren't very smart and they have to adapt other jokes instead of create their own.
Liverpool created the joke =)

lily. 30-05-2009 11:51 PM

Yes, Liverpool invented the fucking wheel don't you know.

Novo 30-05-2009 11:51 PM

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Originally posted by lili
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Originally posted by .Andy.
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Originally posted by lili
Quote:

Originally posted by .Andy.
Your just bitter because Rangers won another cup today

your a closet celtic fan next you'll be saying that You want to make love to the pope
FTP? Isn't that one of your chants?
ERRRR NO LOL

we aint a catholic club :tongue:

^ I give you.. the evidence^
Because you bolded the make love to the pope bit

andyman 30-05-2009 11:52 PM

Ben! Duty!!! The Football thread!!! For the sake of TiBB and future of mankind... Duty!!!

WATERS 30-05-2009 11:54 PM

Twilight you Nit

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t...SuperMario.jpg

andyman 30-05-2009 11:54 PM

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Originally posted by lili
Yes, Liverpool invented the fucking wheel don't you know.
So you did go to school! :shocked:

Novo 30-05-2009 11:55 PM

Lili wishes for the days that sir alex was still in charge off aberdeen

lily. 30-05-2009 11:55 PM

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Originally posted by .Andy.
Quote:

Originally posted by lili
Quote:

Originally posted by .Andy.
Quote:

Originally posted by lili
Quote:

Originally posted by .Andy.
Your just bitter because Rangers won another cup today

your a closet celtic fan next you'll be saying that You want to make love to the pope
FTP? Isn't that one of your chants?
ERRRR NO LOL

we aint a catholic club :tongue:

^ I give you.. the evidence^
Because you bolded the make love to the pope bit
Oh sorry Andrew... I totally forgot.

*note to self* - Don't use bold font. It confuses the huns.

WATERS 30-05-2009 11:56 PM

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Originally posted by lili
Yes, Liverpool invented the fucking wheel don't you know.
Also invented this repelat especially for Lilis

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a215/slaymob/ass.jpg

lily. 30-05-2009 11:56 PM

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Originally posted by .Andy.
Lili wishes for the days that sir alex was still in charge off aberdeen
:thumbs:

andyman 30-05-2009 11:57 PM

Should we burn Twilight? All say yay or nay..

Novo 30-05-2009 11:57 PM

Lili is getting silly in her old age

she'll need a zimmer frame to get up the brotherhood stairs

WATERS 30-05-2009 11:58 PM

Yay

Novo 30-05-2009 11:58 PM

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Originally posted by andyman
Should we burn Twilight? All say yay or nay..
Burn the witch!!!

30stone 30-05-2009 11:58 PM

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Originally posted by lili
Yes, Liverpool invented the fucking wheel don't you know.
Im sure they stole it off some poor buggers car.

lily. 30-05-2009 11:59 PM

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Originally posted by WATERS
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Originally posted by lili
Yes, Liverpool invented the fucking wheel don't you know.
Also invented this repelat especially for Lilis

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a215/slaymob/ass.jpg

repelat? Really?

*gives this book to WATERS*

http://i44.tinypic.com/mlky85.jpg

andyman 31-05-2009 12:00 AM

Lili, the huns have gone.. Goths, franks and the western roman army made sure of that.. Thankyouplease.

Z 31-05-2009 12:00 AM

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Originally posted by lili
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Originally posted by .Andy.
Lili wishes for the days that sir alex was still in charge off aberdeen
:thumbs:
Absolutely.


On the plus side, Calderwood and his joke of a management team are gone! Get in!


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