Sylvia Barrie (BB9)

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So yeah, despite a promising-ish start, I basically remember very little about Sylvia apart from her giant meltdown after Dennis’ ejection, so melodramatic that Rachel Crow stepped in and told her to tone it down a bit love. That, the fact that she was booed on launch night for being from Sierra Leone (?) and the fact that she quite wanted to do Stuart, like, forcibly so? The poor lad. In short, Sylvia well sums up 'wasted potential' as far as housemates go.

Postscript: she took part in a BBC Three scripted musical reality show earlier this year for some reason, and I believe that somehow makes her one of the most successful BB9 contestants? Well, her and Bex.

I’m saving Luke A, I think? Yeah, that’ll do.

This thing’s been going on for far too long so I’ll try not to waste eight weeks on a write-up in future.

should have got there sooner shouldn't you

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Oh silly me. I thought she got saved because Macie mentioned her getting off with things.

I think Tim remains Davina's most hated contestant of the series' that she hosted. Here's kinda why...

Immediately when he entered the house he spilled about the football results to the guys (and Kate oop) which of course broke the fundamental rule against outside information even though he was probably briefed under an hour before he went into the house. Idk if this was a tactic or something but I don't remember him being reprimanded severely.

Of course because of how messy the Rich/Poor divide got, Tim ended up as the only person on the Rich side meaning he got £400 or something crazy.

What people forget about Tim was that he was one of the driving forces with the antagonising of Sophie. In fact after Jade, he bitched about Sophie all the time for a while as it was the only time that he was actually shown in the highlights show. Which is why it was funny that BB paired Sophie and Tim together during the ballroom dancing task.

Things weren't so tragic for Tim, he did create 2 iconic moments for himself. The first being the infamous chest shaving incident which got people talking mainly about his natural ginger hair which he vainly removes at every opportunity. His strongest critics say that he used the chest shaving incident for attention as this would have never been picked up on the highlights otherwise.

Of course Tim was also fortune enough to have coined a BB catchphrase! 'Comprendez?' is said to have educated thousands of people making French applicants at university rise by 50%! Davina says he was rude here of course.

Anyway Tim was evicted just before the final with 81.48% because he was no Jade or Alex was he? After the shocking exposé that he touched his hair 80+ times in the mirror at one time, Tim moved to South Africa to avoid the press and negative reaction he received after BB.

Gina WAS BB14 tho so

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If Lisa is out then Adjoa is her replacement. Cull the dykes

christopher getting axed twice?

I'm not playing but I'm telling you if I was

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I beg to differ (hence why she's out) (BB14 was below-average anyway)

SAVE BEA

*runs for the bomb shelter bc malone has made an appearance*

Disgusting @ Gina being cut

Cut Tashie, save Bea

ooops

I nearly had a panic attack when Ii saw legend Bea's name

Why all the kween noms :brokenheart:

INTruder!

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I feel so protective over Slothra

Didn't I final pass Sophie Reade

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Gina was a "hope somebody would be scared and final pass her" like with Makosi. But Jake is evil. The rest are either pointless or vile. I was waiting ages to get Reade out.

Yes I think you did come to think of it

I was sure you just vetoed her.

Why risk that </3

I say Lucas redoes his noms again because of this and someone saves Gina before he who doesn't deserve to be named cuts her again

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Slothra is queen!