I know. :eek: It's like "eat the food not the fork!!!"

..that's why I can't stand metal cutlery :(

This new rape advert makes me feel uneasy..it's on every break

Anna Wintour

Messy people..and spilling coffee

..People eating bananas

....

..people who steal dots..full stops

My tailgate's on fire

Emoticons in general.

Being hungry and tired. I'm going to buy lunch...

:cat:

If only I could be mad at you Turtle... but I just can't.

:angel:


(Our selection of smilies is appalling)

..I was thinking along the same lines...emoticons...Livia's wall
I'll try to be good...depends if it's a slow afternoon

..and no one can be mad with the turtle

How can you not love :idc: or :amazed: or :suspect: ???

..I have to admit I'm not a fan either...there are three or four I don't mind so much

I'm sure plenty on here are. Lol.

This one is my favourite atm, :amazed: He just looks so amazed

When you feel like your about to sneeze but it won't come out,it's really annoying.

Oh yeah..that is annoying JF..that sneeze can stay there for ages..and your face keeps screwing up...but nothing comes out

Exactly,it's vile.

when you get included in a long ass members with hundreds of people in it and you can't get rid of it cause everyone keeps replying

..when you go to drive to work..and someone's borrowed your car and adjusted the seat and changed the cd to some....tinitus cr*p..and you can't change it back because you're driving and it's dangerous and distracting...and you notice that the fuel gage is almost empty..when you had nearly half a tank the day before...and when everyone's p*ssing off for the weekend and leaving you on your own..and you don't mind that because you booked it for them in the first place...but then they tell you a few days before that they'll need your car and you wont be able to go anywhere and you live in a village and you can't go anywhere without a car so all you can do is walk down the drive and back..dreming about your bloody car and where you could go if you had it

get yourself stocked up with wine, munchies, some DVDs and your lap top :amazed: My hubby is deserting me for the weekend too

Harrowing... Wish I had some words of comfort. I feel your pain.