I can't remember the exact wording but he was chatting to Noirin and then Big Brother called him to the Diary Room. Just before he left he said:

"Next time could you try not to cockblock me"

Anybody have a more accurate version?

"Next time could you try not to blowcock me"

On last night's highlights show.

While protesting against Big Brother's restrictive rules in the recycling task: "10/10, go and see matron and get an extra piece of tuck".

To Big Brother: "You're a bad man. And I don't mean bad-good. I mean bad-bad."

Conversation with Rodrigo:

Marcus - "It's natural Roddy."
Rodrigo - "It's bad, Marcus."
Marcus - "It's naturally bad."

marcus' new one - 'im gonna go and work the graveyard shift'

lol,, i love marcus,, LOVE SIAVASH EVEN MOREEE!
evict marcus - 09016 16 16 09. x

"Maybe we should make it of a man masturbating because they're all wankers."

LMFAO

about siavash
"he doesn't want to go up against me because he knows he'll go out on his ass!!"

i like this one best - To Bea... Did the doctors take one look at your face and one at your arse and say oh look Siamese twins?
its funnyy!! but its mean,, cuz i love bea
it would have been funnier if he would have said it to noirin!!!!!
lol,, love his qoutes!
but... EVICT MARCUS... siavash 2 win
call this number people - 09016 16 16 09

Come on people, keep adding his best quotes even though the Dark Horse has gone. :thumbs:

"There is only one thing that can be done in this situation...The ****ing Grave Yard Shift"

"I am the 100% man. I am the Irrepressible Dark Horse. And if i want bubbles, boy will I ****ing have bubbles"

I miss Marcus :bawling:

This thread is great! I can't even remember saying half of those things!

Thats because you were caught up in being an absolute legend and saying other funny things

44. Do you know why tigers are dieing out? because they're bored

the best one

[rquote=2551122&tid=133790&author=IrrepressibleDH]This thread is great! I can't even remember saying half of those things![/rquote]Too epic for your own memory bank! :cheer:

[rquote=2551122&tid=133790&author=IrrepressibleDH]This thread is great! I can't even remember saying half of those things![/rquote]


Im sure Millions of BB fans will be sayen your quotes for years to come :thumbs:


Legend Marcus, cant belive your here mate.

Welcome :hugesmile:

I can't believe I keep missing Marcus - time for a U2U

marcus ... i love yaa xxx

marcus ... i love yaa xxx

Hey Marcus, swear for your fans - they love it.
rock and roll yeah and stuff like that
ps - sorry about you & norin, but Tom's a good bloke and will give her what she needs.

bumping this because it's epic.

I've just finished reading every single page and can't stop fucking laughing. The man is, and always will be the greatest housemate ever.

I miss him, and Jayson :sad:

:(

marcus the legend.

Is this still not bloody stickied?

Get on it.

This Thread, so many memories:

15. Big Brother: In a conversation with Noirin, you said, I will show him the meaning of pain
Marcus: Yeah thats from a film

21. I'm Just sad about Michael Jackson

28. BB: how are you feeling about being up for nomination?
Marcus: Am I allowed to swear?
BB: if you need to
Marcus: I couldnt really give a ***** to be honest

67. Sophie: in alice in wonderland they had a tea party
Marcus: I hate tea, did they have diet pepsi and 7up at the teaparty?
Sophie: no
Marcus: well they were *****ing w*nkers then


:worship: Reminds me just why I loved him so much.

:joker::joker::joker: