Did u do anything with stropz..... like
- Kiss
- Play find the sausage
- Play lick the sausage
- Play hide sausage in hole

ANSWER THEM OR WE ARE OVER :devil:

PMSL!!!! :joker:

I've never seen that gold-digger in my life and certainly so there has been no kisses and certainly no sausage related activity. Those activites are reserved for my e-love. I think it is the work of an jealous imagination from this person myself!

The Rebecca Loos of TiBB - except she probably did sleep with Beckham, probably. But you get the point.

Don't make me post the text messages that were put on my desk this morning. All of which were dirty. :nono:

What Text Message? :shocked:

Markus you've been 'Bobbit-ed'. At least it went to a good cause.

:shocked: You've just started a war.

No babe, YOU started it.......... i just FINISHED it :wink:

Wat text messages

The ones sent on the 31st January and the 4th February.

All dates when he "E-kissed" you. :wink:

:nono: It's my job. :wink: If you don't like it, sue me. :thumbs:

scan them in showing his number and post me a link of imageshack in my u2u.....

Until i see proff this is alllllllllllllll lies

Uploading them now.

Im waiting

Lmao, there the ones he sent Stropz, thats what I meant. I have a feeling you didn't reaslise that.

I did realise that....... im waiting 2 see the proof......:sad:

U2Uin now.

U call that proof? I couldve typed that on my fone and pretended Brad Pitt sent it to me!!!

Pah! Your a waste..... if you fancy James, just say and i will see if he will date u once for Comic Relief

PMSL That isn't my phone, I have better taste then that!

I never said it was, I am saying it proves nothing...... no name, no number

Come on try harder :whistle:

I wouldn't want to broadcast such a number on a public forum.

...

Oh now u have morals? .......... Hmm

**sasha leaves this thread and reads the obituries as they are much more entertaining**

*strolls in*... :whistle:

Stropz. :wink: Why have you "strolled" in here?