Flame likes to tickle hair self with a brush made up of sezers pubic hair

Who said THAT was a lie? :laugh:

Flame recently received an ASBO for bashing in the ITV studios.

True

Flame secretly desires to be a man.

If I was a man I'd have to be gay or bisexual so I could fancy Sezer so probably not (?)

Sparacus gets turned on by seeing Adam Rickitt wearing a face pack.

flame has been in prison for murder but escaped last week

Lol is that the sirens I can hear? Must run!

OK Stacey is actually an alien- she's just invaded Earth and is trying to disguise herself by pretending to watch BB

ok then flame has a secert affair with shahbaz and sees him every friday she says shes gonig to the gym but she is not!

Lol that would be horrible! Ok Lindzi finds herself drawn to Susie whenever she is on TV!

Ew No Way! Lol

Well then Flame once though she was tri-sexual and attempted to go on a date with her neibours cat

Lol

Lindz hates Pete :shocked:

Omg that is a total lie
BB06 is actually a woman but needs to say she is a man cause people will think she is weird cause she fancies imogen

Lol my neighbour's cat is tortashell (?) and very nice. But not in that way! Lindz once decided that to be a proper fan of Pete, she'd have to be like him- so she asked for surgery to create her endowment (Which still remains in place today!)

Lol good one totally true!

Flame though she would live up to her name so she set herself on fire for a publicity stunt!

:hugesmile:
Lindz Loves being in the company of a dressed up Shahbaz

BB06 has never even watched TV before he does even own one he just wants to be popular

:hugesmile:
Lindz doesnt even know what Big Brother is

Ooh harsh Lol

bb06 cannot read or write

Lindz walks round in a big hat and wheres big clown clothes :joker:

BB06 doesnt even have clothes :laugh:

Lindz is 60 year old man who lives in the library

PMSL

BB06 has an affair with a 20 year old cow who lives in his room

:hugesmile:

Lindz had the first Animal/Human marriage in the UK

Lmao

BB06 works in macdonlds and spits in the burgers