Who is she?

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello
You: hey
Stranger: This is Jane from Bath England
You: im from liverpool (:
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

How lovely. Mustn't of like were i was from! :/

Stranger: hey
You: I love toast
Stranger: with peanut butter and honey on it?
You: jam
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Dont like jam then

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: JAI HO
Stranger: hi
Stranger: loser
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:puzzled::puzzled:

Chatting to Sia!

EDIT - No I'm not.

This is the only thread I feel safe in.
I'm afraid to post anywhere else...

Stranger: im a 14 year old girl that wants to cyber
You: I dont give a ****
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TOLD!!!

Just done my best Lauren of the Catharine Tate Show. It was strong

Stranger: do u like baked tomatoes?
You: Never tried them
Stranger: do u want to try?
You: lol No
Stranger: why
You: I don't like Tomatoes
Stranger: omg! but i like tomatoes
You: lol
Stranger: bye, i want to eat baked tomatoes... so i go

lol

Can someone give me a Little Britain character to pretend toact like [Not Vicky as I have already done her]

LMFAO i got gemmer-x, yay :D

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: jai hoooooo
You: you are the reason that i breathe.
Stranger: haha you on tibb? asl
You: i don't suppose you're from TiBB
You: oh my god
You: :O who are you
Stranger: LOL Gemma. you? :)
You: LMAO
You: take a guess :P

YEY Shaun.

yay us. :hugesmile:

Hahaha.

You: Jai ho
Stranger: hi
You: TiBB?
Stranger: teensy itsey baby butt?

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello there
You: hello
Stranger: asl?
You: teenager/F/Liverpool
You: you?
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: you are a girl
You: yup
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: but i dont belieave you
Stranger: :(
You: why?
Stranger: do you have webcam~
Stranger: ?
You: nope
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

number 1 right, why would i lie about being a girl. honestly !
number 2 he/she found out i didnt have cam so disconnected! what a creep!

LOL 'teensy itsey baby butt'

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Are u a wierdo?
You: nope

Stranger: damn
Stranger: well
Stranger: Maybe I can be wierd enough for both of us
You: ok
Stranger: U dont talk very much?
You: i don't?
Stranger: I dont seems like that
Stranger: asl?
You: 13 f uk
Stranger: Hm
Stranger: I may belive u, but
Stranger: Nothing is true at the internet
You: nope that true
Stranger: I'm 17 m from sweden, u can belive it if u want to
You: i do
Stranger: I could be a 64 years old pedo who wants to see u nude
Stranger: I hope u dont trust anyone
Stranger: Cuz u shouldent
You: i don't
Stranger: I hope u have learnd somethnig, if u are 13 years old
Stranger: U were not wierd enough
Stranger: And neither was I
Stranger: Have a nice day (?), I hope u survive tomorrow
Stranger: god bless u
Your conversational partner has disconnected

....He was talking to me like i was 5 bitch

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: HEY
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: HEY
You: 13 f uk
Stranger: lol
Stranger: -.-''
You: what
Stranger: i knew it -.-
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: HACKING COMPUTER...
Stranger: LOADING...
Stranger: UPLOADING TROJAN...
Stranger: UPLOADING TROJAN...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:conf2: That is not good is it.

It's obviously fake.

I know but still

Stranger: Jai Ho
You: Shaun?
Your conversational partner has disconnected

LOL :sad: