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Shaun 15-11-2014 09:54 PM

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Oh Reevin... you've touched us leik. Ah mean backsteege in the lavvies, ya tried to coppa feel of ma kebab, but on t' show t'neet as well :love: Yuh've done miss Tyra proud pet

Cal. 15-11-2014 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AmyJade (Post 7373735)
Aww guys give Luke a chance. He was really worried about this week.

So was Clarissa but she still got up there and stole the nation's hearts.

T* 15-11-2014 09:55 PM

Act 5- Jake James
I'm Jake, and I go by my stage name of Jake James.

I've always liked singing since I was a kid, but I never thought I'd be here today. I didn't have the best of upbringings really, I mean both of my parents died in a pretty nasty zoo accident when I was five (some monkey escaped from the cage), but also I wasn't able to go on the school ski trip to Alaska, which ended up making me feel slightly depressed.

Right before my mother passed, she told me that if a show named The T Factor was to come about in around fourteen years time then I should definetly go for it... And that's why I'm here, so I can finally have the money to go skiing.

After I made it through last week (I know we all did but it still is great to say), I was really excited to start writing my own song for this weeks theme. I'm hoping that the judges get what's it all about and enjoy my funny-ish take on it. I'd hate to be out of the competition this early when I've got so much to provide.

LukeB 15-11-2014 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AmyJade (Post 7373735)
Aww guys give Luke a chance. He was really worried about this week.

thank you!

I'm not being made out I done it purpose, now i've been rushed now i'm cringing out my song, so it's ****

Amy Jade 15-11-2014 09:55 PM

videos are going to leak of Clarissa and Raven happy slapping old people and setting fireworks off up cats bums in the next few weeks

T* 15-11-2014 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Who Is She? (Post 7373728)

But seriously tell him you need it by the end of the rest of the songs or he's gone tbh.

I will do this.

T* 15-11-2014 09:56 PM

Pretty Thick

Verse [1]:
I'm not stupid and I've dealt with trolls before,
But all of your latest antics are becoming such a chore.
Have you lot honestly not got something else to do?
Go outside, read a book.. Just stop acting like you're two.

Bridge [1]:
Dear God, this sure can't be for real...
Have you not all got dreams that you could fulfill?

Chorus:
I think it's time that you shut that laptop down,
And run along and turn those frowns upsidedown.
The stalkings creepy and you're all still on a ban,
So I'm guessing that put an end to your 'masterplan'.

Verse [2]:
Uploading pics to Twitter and making fake accounts,
Thought I'd miss a few of you, must have been a miscount.
All going out of your way to make others unhappy,
Yet you come across as pretty thick, bet you're still in pampers nappies.

Bridge [2]:
Breathe in and out, relax and chill...
Time to move on, and pay your bill...

Chorus [x2]:
I think it's time that you shut that laptop down,
And run along and turn those frowns upsidedown.
The stalkings creepy and you're all still on a ban,
So I'm guessing that put an end to your 'masterplan'
.

Liam- 15-11-2014 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AmyJade (Post 7373745)
videos are going to leak of Clarissa and Raven happy slapping old people and setting fireworks off up cats bums in the next few weeks

Raven is a lady :nono:

Clarissa's femininity is still in question tho, so i can see why you're confused.

Natalie. 15-11-2014 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LiamPRW (Post 7373736)
Yaas, thanks bae, you stanning? :love:

Definitely :smug:

Liam- 15-11-2014 09:58 PM

Jake James :clap2:

T* 15-11-2014 09:58 PM

I loved that, Jake. You could be the next JoJo tbh

Jake. 15-11-2014 09:59 PM

I don't know who JoJo is but thank you very much

Natalie. 15-11-2014 09:59 PM

That was beautiful Jake

Cal. 15-11-2014 09:59 PM

Clarissa is the next Marilyn Monroe.

Cal. 15-11-2014 10:00 PM

Iconic.

Liam- 15-11-2014 10:00 PM

Umm excuse me ShaTom! you didn't praise Raven you mess.

Cal. 15-11-2014 10:01 PM

And Clarissa got 'I am moist' from ShaTom and something about minges from Sheryl:nono:

T* 15-11-2014 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LiamPRW (Post 7373763)
Umm excuse me ShaTom! you didn't praise Raven you mess.

I had to run upstairs to get changed
But yeah your song was well good

Liam- 15-11-2014 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tom! (Post 7373766)
I had to run upstairs to get changed
But yeah your song was well good

Stop drinking and you won't piss yourself every 5 minutes then :idc:

But thank you, it means a lot to Raven <3

Shaun 15-11-2014 10:02 PM

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Jeek get tha fock off t' steege ya depressin' fockin' babby

T* 15-11-2014 10:04 PM

Act 6- Luke Bola
No backstory given so enjoy this picture the the meanwhile.

LukeB 15-11-2014 10:04 PM

can we get my awful rushed song out of the way

T* 15-11-2014 10:05 PM

Snake Snake Snake
Snake Snake your a Snake
Snake Snake Snake
Your such a liar liar liar liar liar liar
your such a liar liar liar liar liar liar

first we play hoh
then we nominate
then people get really angry
then we play pov

in order to survive
you have to float around
in order survive
you have to competitions
in order to survive
you have to lie
in order to survive
you have to backdoor
in order to survive

Liam- 15-11-2014 10:05 PM

Is this Luke Bola fella contagious? *sprays disinfectant*

LukeB 15-11-2014 10:06 PM

dies with embarrassment

Jake. 15-11-2014 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LiamPRW (Post 7373778)
Is this Luke Bola fella contagious? *sprays disinfectant*

no but his entry is

#voteoutluke

T* 15-11-2014 10:08 PM


Amy Jade 15-11-2014 10:09 PM

Good effort Luke at least you tried!

Natalie. 15-11-2014 10:10 PM

I liked it Luke!

LukeB 15-11-2014 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AmyJade (Post 7373790)
Good effort Luke at least you tried!

thanks

Liam- 15-11-2014 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tom! (Post 7373777)
Snake Snake Snake
Snake Snake your a Snake
Snake Snake Snake
Your such a liar liar liar liar liar liar
your such a liar liar liar liar liar liar

first we play hoh
then we nominate
then people get really angry
then we play pov

in order to survive
you have to float around
in order survive
you have to competitions
in order to survive
you have to lie
in order to survive
you have to backdoor
in order to survive

Put this with some Sherzy tunage and It would be proper decent actually.

LukeB 15-11-2014 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morrissey (Post 7373792)
I liked it Luke!

thanks:laugh:

T* 15-11-2014 10:13 PM

Act #7
Mitzeeeee

Mitzeeee is a 21 years old. she always had a love for music and her claim to fame is briefly dating Harry Styles. Her passions are shopping, make up and charity work for sick animals.

Her cat is dying.

Amy Jade 15-11-2014 10:14 PM

Classy Mitzeeee :love:

Liam- 15-11-2014 10:16 PM

Mitzeeeee :lovedup:

T* 15-11-2014 10:16 PM


I keep logging into Tibb every day
cus I need my daily fix of BB
Shaun hosts In Cold Blood its pretty neat
killer please, spare me cus I'm only 16

The weaves they got kicked out
they were being pretty mean
stirring up shïť that nobody needs
They never figured on Josy
she found their secret out
Sophiee turned out to be that Stacey clown
with them gone Ammi will remain Tibbs most loved Queen

Arista had to go through hell to find himself cheap red grapes
Liam shared Jake Simms nakeds
Marsh loves Jake's bum hole
yes he 'shipped Jakes bum hole

I keep logging into Tibb every day
cus I need my daily fix of BB
Shaun hosts In Cold Blood its pretty neat
killer please, spare me cus I'm only 16

I keep logging into Tibb every day
cus I need my daily fix of BB
Shaun hosts In Cold Blood its pretty neat
killer please, spare me cus I'm only 16

Bens off on Holiday, we miss him every day
Tibb needs it's resident elderly gay
Who was Mollie anyway?

Jarrod loves Taylor Swift but I really hate that bïțch
am I the only one who thinks Shake It Off is shîț?
Don't listen to me I stan Katie Hopkins

I keep logging into Tibb every day
cus I need my daily fix of BB
Shaun hosts In Cold Blood its pretty neat
killer please, spare me cus I'm only 16

Ammi loves Audrey
Nina loves Gaga
Tom he loves JPop
Shaun loves his music baby

Jake. he loves Lily
Who Is She? loves Nikki
Scott he loves all peens
Raph loves LukeB babyyyyy

I keep logging into Tibb every day
cus I need my daily fix of BB
Shaun hosts In Cold Blood its pretty neat
killer please, spare me cus I'm only 16

I keeeeeep loggin on to Tibb everyday
cus I neeeed somethin to do with my day
and at most I'm wasting my teen years away
but i can't help but log in every day.

Liam- 15-11-2014 10:18 PM

Winner right there :clap1:

Natalie. 15-11-2014 10:18 PM

I smell a top charting song

T* 15-11-2014 10:18 PM


Cal. 15-11-2014 10:19 PM

Mitzeeee:love:


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