Yes I have been lying to you all

in the Lady Gaga sense of the word, yes :smug:

Impossible. I always picture you as Smithy from Gavin and Stacey.

remember when charlie stuck his tongue down angels throat :worry:

Appropriate going by the average BMI on here

Cheryl Cole fans talking about vocals?

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:joker:

:joker:

:laugh3:

Remember when Charlie pulverised that man's skull and got jailed? :omgno:

Le freak still living in 2009 <3

Excited for its reaction to whitneys death

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yaaaaasss Queen Cheryl with her assault conviction :smug:

I thought I'd mention it first because her lack of vocal talent still doesn't excuse Messiah Carey being a fat ageing beast who hit her peak when you were probably in the womb welp

:umm2:

oh is it posting in here? (ignore list :fan:)

What? He did.

you should honestly not even be able to make fat jokes unless the people you are directing them at have actually seen you

like if you are hot then doing that makes you a **** anyway but i have no time for hippocrits

You must be living in 2009 if you're still stanning that trollop welp

Nnn at Bobbi Kristina though, setting the standards for dying like your parents though

Here for my death by crucifixion :smug:

Yeah Le Freak, you fat ho!

You stan for the human form of syphilis but ok

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Stan Kesha

hew are you

Fat Hoe welp

you've got crabs crawling round in there :hehe:

Stop being messy.

fat jokes are almost as funny as people who haven't once posted in here but are currently doing so, just to cause boring 'drama' and 'drag', without naming any names, Le Freak.