#. Sada Walkington (BB1)
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more like Sada Joggington amirite?
ugh this actually pains me because Sada is the first boot EVER and she's actually pretty darn good? She was the token spiritual hippie that we saw in every early 2000s reality show, think Kelly Wiglesworth from Survivor. Sada was a quasi-vegetarian, she fell in love with India, and she chanted this beautiful masterpiece in the bedroom one night for no reason,
Quote:
WE ARE ONE WITH THE GODESS
AND TO HER WE SHALL RETURN LIKE A DROP OF RAIN
DROP OF RAIN
FLOWING TO THE OCEAN
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and then Nichola was oddly delighted by this and asked her to chant it again <3 I love granola chicks like Sada because she's such a product of the time period she exists in and it makes it super easy to put yourself in the Y2K mentality and enjoy BB1.
Unfortunately, for reasons that weren't really shown in the highlights, everyone hated Sada and she was nominated!!! I can only guess that she was nominated because she's annoying af. Thankfully, though, this kicked off a hilarious roller coaster of emotions including
-proudly proclaiming that all the guys fancied her
-being really bitter at Mel for ****ing up the gender divide and thus sealing her fate
-threatening to walk
-deciding not to walk
-becoming Caroline's personal therapist when she wanted to walk
-bitching out Mel for having a gameplan and being convinced that Mel was jealous of her
It was all as hilarious as it sounds, but unfortunately the public had enough and Sada was evicted right away, forcing her to take a farewell bath (???) in the garden before leaving. I can't exactly say that it was the wrong choice, because...
I am not only saving, but using my final pass on
Caroline because she is AMAZING and she doesn't deserve to go so soon just because people are too lazy to watch BB1.