Good luck booking that stage you speak of

Save Craig Cut Eileen

For the love of god, CUT HIRA!

:nono: Hira > Voldemort

Helen,Kat,Hira and Rachel :love:

Save Rachel

Cut Cookie Kat

cut Brian save Hira

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#. Brian Dowling (BB2)

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Sacrilege right?!?!?! Best HM ever wtf are you doing Macie?!?!?! Let me explain.

There's a part of me that likes Brian a lot. He was a gr8 fag hag to Narinder that it's hard to not appreciate someone running around the house and choreographing the most gay dances to Nasty and Jumpin' Jumpin' bc that's how I'd spend my time in a BB house tbh. Brian was fun and he was funny. Everyone knows that, it's BBUK 101.

HOWEVER /BBvoice, I don't think Brian is as funny as legend dictates. He definitely lost his spark in the middle weeks once Narinder was evicted IMO. He kinda recovered towards the end but there was a huge gaping hole in Weeks 5-7 that I don't feel like ignoring because I didn't find Brian to be all that funny or even likable! Brian's main storyline was his relationship with fellow gay Josh and it really made me not like Brian for a lot of the time! I definitely get that being gay in 2001 is completely different from being gay in 2015 and that Brian was a young gay who just recently came out, but I just wasn't here for Brian when he'd do **** like give his bed to Josh bc it'd make things easier and then get drunk and attack Josh for kicking him out of his bed. I don't think The Only Gay In The Village is a good look on anyone, and the Brian/Josh storyline dragged on for a few weeks too long with no new development (kinda like Faye and Aaron which reminds me GET FAYE OUT!) It'd just cycle back and forth between them trying to patch things up and Brian berating Josh and being rly passive aggressive towards him. Luckily Brian was able to sandwich this with a gr8 opening bit and a pretty solid closing few weeks but he was kind of a terror in the middle!

And then Brian became The Ultimate Housemate slash hilariously awful host and then he got shadily fired and replaced with the much superior Emma Willis! It sounds kinda tragic but ultimately I didn't really care because it only positively affected my viewing experience, ya know?

I'm saving Hira bc buy I Know You Can (Yeah Yeah Yeah) on iTunes!

AVADA KEDAVRA!

Hira is saved :flutter:

THE DEED HAS BEEN DONE (not quoting my write up bc just look up)

save sree, cut mario

This line-up <\3. Flawless beings.

I save Ben (and hope that somebody will save Rachel (Oh wait somebody already did)) and cut Nush.

#86 - Jon Tickle (BB4)
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Jon was, for a while, the show's most successful housemate after Jade Goody. I remember him popping up on Brainiac a lot, getting deals with various other light entertainment shows and adverts - and it just baffled me at the time. BB4 was the first series I watched religiously (with the MILF that lived next door :flutter:) and almost 0% of my enjoyment of the series (and idc how often it's derided on here, I really liked it until the last fortnight) stemmed from Jon Tickle. He was socially awkward and not really in a nice Eugene way, just sort of sat there feeling smug about his intelligence and boring anecdotes that everyone (quite rightly) ignored. Plus he was a ****ing buzzkill - accusing Ray of being violent towards women because he'd hidden behind Steph's bed to scare her in a prank. How embarrassing. Being voted back into the house kinda made him worse, he'd talk to the cameras and mirrors saying that the public had made wrong eviction choices (correct enough but really get over yourself), and obviously the whole "ineligible to win" thing just gave him this added sense of pointlessness in being there. But hey, he was a self-proclaimed geek so he was entertaining wasn't he wooo.

Also there's this self-aggrandizing bollocks too.

I save Adam because he's a sweetheart.

also ERM @ the likes of Ben/Helen/Brian/Craig/Victor being nominated and Penny/Narinder/Amma/Toya/Jennie/Amy&Sally/Kitten being forgotten.

Okay but Penny IS the best first boot ever according to that +/- game

Well that goes without saying!!!!

(I like Jennie too but it's kinda funny she's made it this far without being nominated once)

Helen Adams (BB2)

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She liked blinking she did. She also liked ****ing Paul she did. For that alone she is cut. Because this will be the shortest write-up in the history of writing otherwise, I shall instead use this space to briefly discuss other famous Helens. Helen Mirren? Queen. Literally. Helen Worth? E.T. Literally. Helen Shapiro? Walking Back to Happiness. Helen Flanagan? Walking Back to the Job Centre. Helen Hunt? Apparently a thing. Helen Hayes? Apparently not Helen Hunt. Helen of Troy? Apparently nothing to do with Macie Lightfoot. Helen Skelton? Blue Peter. Helen Wood? Blue Nun. Helen Reddy? I Am Woman. Ellen DeGeneres? I Am Not Called Helen. Helen Keller? fjfjefenjfkrgbe564'd#f.

I save Belinda.

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That is why.

I think that leaves Nick, Scott, Victor & Roberto?

Good stuff at Hira being safe :love:

Save Victor Cut Scott

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Scott Turner (BB4)

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I have seen barely any of BB4 so I don't really have much to say on Scott. Apparently he was irrelevant, in a season as boring as BB4, which should say a lot on how interesting he is. I don't really remember anything he did and he has definitely outstayed his welcome (especially when legends such as Gina, Saskia and Mary have tragically already been cut) so it's his time to go. I'm sure he's a nice guy but eh, that most definitely didn't make good television. He would have already got cut but Macie and Shaun kept saving him so I guess they can elaborate further on some good Scott moments.

Saving Victor

What's going on here

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I think we can appreciate when Roberto dumped Spaghetti onto Maxwell's head during one of Maxwell's many arguments as a defining moments of Roberto's BB6 career. A forgotten gem of Maxwell's comes from the dating task when he managed to get Kemal semi erect even though they had blind hatred of each other.

But when you are in a cast of strong characters like BB6 you can't afford to just do the cooking and fade into the background because your looks won't save you other a strong contender like BB's very own Princess Di Derek.

Something that is forgotten about Roberto is that he had a small backlash due to his 'homophobic' views. Such as randomly saying that Kemal was being selfish by coming out on TV rather than in front of his parents even though they had literally seen a VT of Kemal's parents being supportive of him. Also he had a great relationship (in fact his only relationship) with Derek with Pigwell and Saskia immaturely dubbed as a gay relationship if I can recall correctly!

The word Roberto will always Ron in my ears though as I recall Mary screaming 'Roberto. ROBERTO. ROBERTO. in her thick Irish accent during a heated debate with Saskia.

Post BB6 he went on to teach Marsh which is fun and cool.

Roberto pouring pasta on that pathetic wankstain' head >>>>>

RIP King.

The names mentioned especially here are overrated tho.

The forgotten HMs are all stars <3