Time to hide everything valuable in my house

Yes.

Better tape the non valuable things down too to be safe, we know what these 2 from Bootle and Chester are like.

Bit of a rash response to me posting a pic of a black man Drew

No time for jokes, I am in a terrible situation Matthew, i have got myself into some trouble.

What if they never leave

Drew's just lucky I can't ride a bike. He'd have had no food left by the time I'd be finished.

I am not thinking that far ahead Jake. I am currently trying to work out how to padlock my mothers bedroom door.

Just burn everything in your mothers room, stops them getting their claws on anything

Can just imagine David taking a box of ashes back home with him, there's no getting round this.

It is going to be like that Inbetweener's episode when Will has a free house. They will scoff piles of toast, trash your garden, piss off the neighbours then order in crates of beer on the credit card your parents left for emergencies

:joker: i'm doomed

:laugh2:

:joker:

Your poor neighbour's flowers

I didn't realise how much I loved Chester til last night when I missed the last train back and I was stuck in Liverpool from 2 til 8 with a guy from Crewe and a bottle of High Commissioner

**** sakes, sitting back watching a movie and Stannis shows up

****sake lol

HAHAHAH

MY NAME Is REEK JOSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Still Game is on BB1 Scotland, on sky it's 950 something, chop chop.

aw man rory gallagher is so boss

Carl do you have DayZ?