| Jack_ |
05-06-2012 01:54 AM |
Just been through the entire thread, and aside from the legendary ones in the OP, these are my favourites. I was pmsl.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brad.
(Post 2267909)
'if they start having sex in the middle of the night, I will creep up with a spoon and whack him in the ball bag'
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:laugh3:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marc
(Post 2280548)
"a few people strumming one out over the dark horse"
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:laugh3:
Quote:
Originally Posted by MissKittyFantastico
(Post 2299751)
On LF now.
BB tells HM's off for talking about the audition process.
Marcus 'Oh get the sand out of your vagina!'
:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:
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I remember this one vividly :laugh3:
Quote:
Originally Posted by reece(:
(Post 2299772)
About 10 mins ago:
Marcus: Bea, you're a greasy hippy.
RANDOMM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Pierre-loso
(Post 2301987)
"I am the yardstick against wich all others are measured.You can't get no one cooler. I was born to be the man.It's done and dusted,set in stone.Whatever i do is cool.I breathe cool,I sleep cool.I s*it cool.you can't beat captain cool as ******,it can't be done"
The last one is brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Marcus' signature quote :worship:
Quote:
Originally Posted by BB22
(Post 2302089)
I can't believe nobody has put this one on here from last night's highlights show:
While Lisa is gagging on a tart with pig's eyeballs, David is eating a tart with pig tails and Halfwit is eating a tart with "head cheese", Marcus bangs on the glass and asks...
"What's the pastry like?"
I almost fell off my chair. Absolute comedy gold.
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:joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Harry!
(Post 2314341)
About Hira: 'Noone's gonna notice that she's gone, nobody bloody noticed that she was here'
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:laugh3:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brad.
(Post 2314447)
'I acccidently pulled a plate in half while I was eating'
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Brad.
(Post 2320000)
'I dont know, how come I didnt die?'
'I think i could pretty much eat a brick and my stomach acids would dissolve it'
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Quote:
Originally Posted by headaball
(Post 2326638)
To Sophie, "I've never nominated you once for sniffing my boxer shorts."
:laugh2:
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:joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brad.
(Post 2327849)
'The consequences will be my urine all over your camera' - THE BEST QUOTE YET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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:laugh2:
Quote:
Originally Posted by headaball
(Post 2329933)
Marcus: I wonder if Leona Lewis will have sex with me?
Freddie: Who is she?
Marcus: That bird, who done that song, who needs my schlong.
:laugh3:
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oh my :laugh3:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Oooo_get_her
(Post 2370906)
"I think I might just smash your poxy little cardboard house to its foundations - how do you like them ******ing apples!"
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PMSL :laugh3:
Quote:
Originally Posted by *mazedsalv**
(Post 2376007)
To Sophie about her Message from home- "It will be funny if they just show you a picture of your dogs grave"
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Genius.
:joker:
Quote:
Originally Posted by WAYNEEBRUM
(Post 2378693)
"This chair is sh*t...."
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He sums it up so perfectly :joker:
Quote:
Originally Posted by alc09
(Post 2382601)
David: "I think you're an pathetic excuse of a man"
Marcus: "Well I think you're a ****ing fat ****"
:laugh2:
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The best comeback in an argument in the history of Big Brother.
:laugh3:
Quote:
Originally Posted by BlackOrWhite
(Post 2404090)
Talking about his Mum - "Old minge-bag".
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:joker:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nathan
(Post 2405915)
''tug me off bea,''
''come on bea its not gunna suck itself''
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:joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nathan
(Post 2406103)
''dyou know what, im the type of hero that could teach my dick to suck itself, thats how ****ing great i am''
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:joker:
Quote:
Originally Posted by fallenkal
(Post 2417689)
Sophie: "You need anger management you swear so much"
Marcus "**** off!"
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:laugh2:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Charberto
(Post 2418049)
I had to sign up to this forum just to post this - the guy is a legend!!
Upon hearing that his Mom had been on BB, for David to identify in the Mummy task:
"My ****ing mother?! Hahaaa, whats she ****ing doing on Big Bother? She should be doing some ****ing work, not coming on here. ****ing old mingebag."
Love him!
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:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:
Quote:
Originally Posted by alc09
(Post 2459022)
Come on people, keep adding his best quotes even though the Dark Horse has gone. :thumbs:
"There is only one thing that can be done in this situation...The ****ing Grave Yard Shift"
"I am the 100% man. I am the Irrepressible Dark Horse. And if i want bubbles, boy will I ****ing have bubbles"
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:joker: :joker: :joker:
The man was a legend. |
