LOL ,it could have been done so much better but thanks everyone ,Shaun,were's my song lyrics ;-)

It’s 9 o’clock on Passover
The disciples are in a rush
Judas gets the first round in
For some reason he said he’s quite flush.
He said Yeshua will you break bread for me
That turns into flesh when I bite?
I want a drink that turns into your blood
And I’d prefer cheap red plonk over white.

Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum


Forgive us our sins; you’re the son of man
Forgive us our sins tonight
Those Jew bastards, they want a sacrifice
And your outlook doesn’t look bright

Now the future saint, Peter, was friend of mine
He was always so loyal and nice
I warned him before this is over, you’ll deny me not once, twice, but thrice
He said Yeshua I’ll never deny you
For you are the way, truth, and light
The cock crowed once, he said who the hell are you?
I’ve never seen you before in my life.

Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum

After food we walked in Gethsemane (Geth-sem-a-knee)
With full stomachs we were all weak.
Judas returned with some soldier friends of his
And planted a kiss on my cheek
Now I’m stood before Pilate
He said Yeshua what can I do?
The whole world will learn of your sacrifice
Except for those murderous Jews

Forgive us our sins; you’re the son of man
Forgive us our sins tonight
Those Jew bastards, they want a sacrifice
And your outlook doesn’t look bright


Nailed to a cross by my hands and my feet
A crown of thorns pierces my head
Lee talking s**t on the cross next to me
Makes me wish I was already dead
Father, thou hast forsaken me
I could have had kids and a wife
But 2 billion people will follow me, so,
You should always look on the Brightside of life

Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum

Forgive us our sins; you’re the son of man
Forgive us our sins tonight
Those Jew bastards, they want a sacrifice
And your outlook doesn’t look bright


http://i.imgur.com/BGjyZVV.jpg

OMG lol that was brilliant

Well done to everyone so far! :D

^

:laugh: that was great

...:lovedup:....that was inspired, Jesus...

:laugh2: pmsfl

Spectacular :laugh2:

I had a feeling you'd be a winner Jesus!

if theres grass on the pitch LOL

Phenomenal Jesus. :worship:

rofl, brilliant. :amazed:

Latvia TiBB Eurovision 2013

Artist Name: Gleona Lewis
Song Title: Run Back, Ruby (English Edit)
(A song about the lack of awareness of pet custody after divorce)

Backdrop for Performance:
http://i1294.photobucket.com/albums/...ps9104ed23.jpg

-Enters stage through opening vagina-

My costume for the performance:

http://i1294.photobucket.com/albums/...psc2d7657d.jpg

My dancers costumes:

http://i1294.photobucket.com/albums/...ps9ec4ece1.jpg

Lyrics:

I'll sing it one last time for you,
While I stand here, on my hooves
You said that I could keep the dog,
she was always, mine

And I can bare-ly stand this pain,
I stroll around and round in rain
I know you love her, long wet tongue
around your clunge...

Run back, Ruby
Run back to me, my girl
Her vagina is not what, you need
there's crabs and infection aplenty.

To think I once went in bareback,
even once in her large crack
The stench of poo, made me gag
I nearly died

HmmHmm

Run back, Ruby
Run back to me, my girl,
Her vagina is not, what you need
there's crabs and infection aplenty

Faster, faster
I'll try and run, for you
take you back into my arms again
save you from the clutches of clunge

(Standard Gleona Ablibs)

Run back, Ruby
Run back to me, my girl
Vagina is not what you need
Crabs and infection aplenty

Faster, faster
I try and run for you,
Take you back into my arms again,
save you from the clutches of clunge

-song end-

-lifts dress and sprays first 5 rows of audience with glitter shooting from vagina, whilst yelling off mic...''apskatīt manu maksts un raudāt jums pamata kuces''-

-exits stage-

:laugh2:

I'm not sure what I just witnessed....but I like it.

what the **** LOL shooting vaginas....

:suspect: crabs :suspect:

:amazed: that was great!

:laugh2:

Turned me on a bit

These are brilliant:joker::joker::joker::joker: