It's getting ridiculous now, if your not sleepwalking doing an impression of Kate Winslet on the bow of the titanic your walking into the pantry and rolling about in the candy floss.

Your just asking for 10 lashes with the cat o nine tails for such a breach! :devil:

:joker:

here's some inspiration for the day ahead from our lovely Sam

http://www.channel5.com/bigbrother/a...ens-things-out

:worship:

[QUOTE=smudgie;6249920]So who was that Dolphin in MY bath sharing the pipe of peace???We have a stowaway??

You were trying to escape through my porthole at 4 am, half naked with sticky hair gnawing on what looked like a small feline bone. Took me and stowaway Dolphy an hour to unstick you. AND not a hint of gratitude.:bawling:

hush down and have another G and T shipmate Anne.

Back to the mucking out for me. Do you not employ any cleaners on this excuse for a ship. A lifeguard would also be a good idea, have you seen the carnage all around. I put all my life savings 50 good , honest pounds of the realm into this voyage. Ripped off ????

Another?? G&T he was lying about the first G&T.Have you had a good sluice down now ???

Just give her a gallon of rum. That will sort her out. :D

Oooh Arrrr shipmates! :D

*brings in four babes*
*takes them into my room*
*closes the door and puts a sign saying Master At Work.*

Kazanne has been looking all over for you, where ya been? You were meant to scrub the deck with Hermit yesterday but you both skulked off like a rat that knows its not going to win big brother.

Did your mother never teach you to share? :dance:

Do one>

Ok I'll have the ginger :p

LOL thank lord, she was always abit tame.

We be going ashore shortly shipmates to take refreshment at the local hostelry before resuming the journey to VICTORY ISLAND.

Kizzy, Kazanne, sharpen your knives and come with me, word has reached me that a few rat disciples are waiting to try and derail us....

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...K0PDAaAiGERg7N

left to right...Kaz, Kizzy and Kate set out to deal with the rats

Whooooah Hadouken isn't her on the right that ginger of yours you let me have? She's abandoned the ship already!

Tum te tum...knit one..purl one...two together...

erm...just fretting a tiny bit about the albatross above in the sky Cap'n my Cap'n has ignored...it has been following you all for the past 200 knots...


...slip a stitch...(Just knitting a nice warm scarf for Dolphy...)

A special thanks to our rat catcher McKazanne for the fantastic sig!

We are suited and booted now and good to go!


All aboard!!

[QUOTE=anne666;6250117]Methinks that was no dolphin....that was the ghost of ex ABS Rochester, he has the ability to morph as a ghost of such high standing.:devil:

Are we all ship shape? we are about to embark on land,get thee dublooms at the ready,the grog is waiting,watch out for those bawdy men lasses.

Ok, I cannot copy the pirate Sam pic here on my iPad, help please shipmates:hugesmile:

[QUOTE=smudgie;6250574]Tis a vicious lie put about by the gutter press...I am just doing a spot of knitting whilst waiting for further orders and rest assured Dolphy is here with me in DJ's locker...glug...

No thank you Dolphy - I don't smoke...morphed into a dolphin indeed...humph...

psst please tell me the ship's cat was not put into a curry...I loved that cat...

Use this code Smudge


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