Oh I spoiled your new page

I'll exit quietly shall I

Hopefully not Hayley and Blair as they deserve to be in the Top 10 tbh. If it's not them then maybe Tiffany & Krista!

Personally I prefer Shirin over Mike

okay they're barely in this gif but look at how happy everyone was when they WON

so I don't think many people really give a **** about Kelsey and Joey except DTM, but sign me up! If there's anything that 2015 taught me, it's that I have an incredible weakness for white people doing white people things. Like, my favorite from BB17 is Becky for crying out loud. And Kelsey and Joey winning TAR is really the equivalent of Becky winning BBUS so of course I was here for it. I officially became a fan when they rolled into Paris for the rapping Detour and wore these incredibly white hats with their names on them...

http://i.imgur.com/230Cyj6.png

like I said, white people doing white people things (Joey also went up to the rapper and was all HEY BRO NICE GRILL :D :D :D) Some people are going to say they're so boring but lol you're talking to someone whose favorites include Susie Verrico, Becky Burgess, Hira Habibshah, Jillian MacLaughlin, etc. Boring [white] people are my ting.

I also need to talk about Kelsey and Joey's finale performance because it's what solidified me on them. The final three consisted of them, dating paparazzis / psychotic female and closeted male Logan and Chris, and Dishonorable Mentions Justin and Diana. Logan and Chris realistically had no chance of winning, Justin and Diana were a very strong team but also very evil, and Kelsey and Joey were the generic MOR white people. Guess who I was rooting for!

So all the teams did the Roadblock at the same time and Justin, because he's an Ugly American twat, argued with his taxi driver and basically dismissed him even though they were stranded in the middle of Randall's Island. Justin then tried to steal Logan and Chris's taxi but was so off-putting that the taxi driver just left :joker: and Kelsey and Joey's taxi was a firm no. This meant that there was only one taxi still there (Kelsey and Joey's) and once Justin and Diana decided to walk and find another one, two teams left.

Logan and Chris then tried to steal Kelsey and Joey's taxi until Joey SCREAMED in Chris's face and scared the **** out of him and Chris got out :joker::joker::joker: this effectively won Kelsey and Joey the race, and they spent the rest of the leg just far enough ahead of Justin and Diana! It was a glorious ending as you can tell from the gif above, where all the eliminated teams are so happy that Justin and Diana lost <3 Once Kelsey and Joey finished, Joey continued to be A White Person and put on E-Knock's chain and showed it off as bling of his own :joker: it was a truly bizarre ending but I was loving every second of it.

I'm sure nobody gives much of a **** about Kelsey and Joey but I'm A-OK with it. Yes they were boring, but they were so earnestly White People that it was hilarious to me. Their win was also very satisfying and narrative does matter! They recently got engaged too so yay newscaster wedding!

Clue for #15:

Just caught up with this. I've never watched TAR so I can't comment on Kelsey & Joey. Mike on the other hand...

Well, yeah, I liked Mike. I have to say though, when he was in a position of power he did suck just a little bit. Like, pre-merge Mike wasn't really anything to scream and shout about, and the whole "I'M GONNA EAT THIS SCORPION CAUSE THAT'S WHAT WE'RE SUPPOSED TO DO ON SURVIVOR!!" was a bit too much. Although it was funny when he puked it back up two seconds later :joker:

Hero Mike is a totally different story though. I'm so glad there was at least one person to come to Shirin's defence whilst she was viciously attacked. I dread to think how the situation would have played out without Mike there (it probably wouldn't have even happened in the first place but w/e you all know what I mean :p). I kinda wish we saw him rip Will a new arsehole, but it was still good for him to do it in the first place. And the moment at tribal council where he said he was going to play the idol on Shirin was great, even if it didn't come to fruition.

I'm content with Mike as an underdog who had theoretically ****ed up his game for no reason whatsoever, and I'm pleased that he managed to win in that scenario. I can't say I'm that much of a fan after his tweets though :|

I'm sure that some people think Keith was boring and too nice and NOT LOUD ENOUGH or whatever but nope I'm not having any of it. Again, it's no secret that I ****ing hate CBB15, and Keith's brand of niceness was just what I needed to help me get through such an awful series.

Keith really shone for me in his end of series crusade against hatchet-faced bigot Katie Hopkins. I hate to even recap CBB15, but as we all know almost everyone in the house recognized Perez to be human garbage. Unfortunately, most people falsely believed that because Katie Hopkins was his main opposition, she was A Good Person and someone to align with and whatever else. Thankfully Keith's point of view was more like "both of you idiots are loud and boring and should shut the f up" and of course that got him labeled as... a fence-sitter :o :o :o :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

I talked about it in Patsy's entry about how the only way to win my heart in CBB15 was to be my surrogate in the house, and while Patsy did it by hardly tolerating everything around her, Keith did it by tearing into KH nonstop for the last two weeks of the show :love: I can't tell you how great it was to finally see someone stick it to her with a bunch of home truths that nobody could recognize because they were so blinded by their Perez hate.

Keith teamed up with the only other person who was rightfully sick of Katie Hopkins's bull**** Katie Price, and together they formed PREGGERS, a fantastic pairing comprised of righteous eyerolling and being bored with all the idiots they were forced to live with. And then Katie Price hilariously beat Katie Hopkins for the win but that's for another entry /spoiler.

So yeah, in a series filled with pointless screaming and human garbage fighting with human garbage, Keith was a much-needed presence to shut down the worst habits of C5 BBUK and to keep me watching. WAHEY!

Clue for #14:

"Well I won't be coming to this restaurant again" <3 Wahey indeed, Keith

I understand your reasons for liking him, but I ****ing hated Keith

Kavana attacking Cheggers was heartbreaking and he direct messaged me on Twitter once so he's great tbh

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Kavana should have been a dishounarable mention purely for that moment :(

Keith is pleasant guy but I can't say he's better than other 5 you've ranked so far. Maybe it's a similar thing with Mike in that I do like him, but I don't love him.

Macie I respect you but Keith sucked

huns your faves are Katie Hopkins and Michelle Visage :\ :\ :\

lol keith surviving the odds and making the final

Drag ha

Righteous Michelle and Truthful Katie :love:

(Mainly stemming for my hate for Perez)

Perez>Katie H bye

before this turns into a Katie vs. Perez thing, just a reminder that the correct approach to take is:

Righteous Keith > dog**** > Perez and Gruntilda

I think you'll all find that the real winner here is Alicia Douvall

http://cache4.asset-cache.net/gc/462...mKALkP3Q%3D%3D

Alicia <333

I forgot about her headwear at the finale, lmao

Not the inferior Keith of 2015

:love:

I only used Katie H for her Perez dragging and strangely liked her on CBB, I didn't hate Keith because he wasn't loud, I just found his character so annoying and the same with Kavana who has also been brought up.

I get Keith fandom but idk i just don't care about him and this is coming from someone who despises both Katie H and Perez and thought they ruined CBB15. :shrug:

Prediction for #14: Abi