What the Elf could also be a good one.

elf on the dick? (like elf on the shelf but with a dick instead of a shelf)

WAIT I WANNA CHANgE MINE

I don´t think genitals are allowed to be on Festive names. Or usernames for that matter.

can i be “ValYulerie Solanas”

josy it’s not like it’s extra work for you AND i’ll never change my mind about anything ever again AND i literally turned my phone off, put it on my shelf and got into bed and was half asleep when this idea came to me so i jumped up out of bed so fast to grab my phone that salem was visibly startled and

You´re gonna give Josy a stroke with all that scrambling.

And end up on the "Banned from having an Festive Username -zone.

Calderyon can you please confirm the name you want?

Josy has the festive name change thing made you feel all Christmassy?

Can I be The_Hogfather please?

You cant beat a bauble hanging from an erect nipple to put you in mood for the festive season.

It me

:bored:

shameful cave-in

We’ve got a brand new line of concealer if you are interested

lets take this to pm

:smug:

wait, you are a girl?

:suspect:

can you put it on my account?

I´ll go with Baby, It's Cald Outside, since (it´s kind of) custom made and people seem to really want me to have it.

Sex robot actually, with interchangeable parts.

Marsh has a micro usb if you are interested?

is mine being done?

What was yours Jake sorry? theres that much **** posted in this thread I musta missed it

Never mind got it

Don't forget JerseyWins as well Josy

and do your own one

Thanks Josy!