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TwentyOneThrones 01-06-2018 07:12 PM

I probably opened up way too much in my video omd

Amy Jade 01-06-2018 07:12 PM

Doesn't Nicky's fit the tune of the song??

LukeB 01-06-2018 07:12 PM

No shade but Nicky's other entries were meh but this one has impressed me

MB. 01-06-2018 07:12 PM

Nicky's entry is very relatable as I too have fallen asleep on my keyboard before

Josiah. 01-06-2018 07:13 PM


Denver 01-06-2018 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MB. (Post 10020298)
Nicky's entry is very relatable as I too have fallen asleep on my keyboard before

:skull:

montblanc 01-06-2018 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Josiah. (Post 10020284)
Taylor's album flopping big time, yet being loveddddd

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TwentyOneThrones 01-06-2018 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MB. (Post 10020298)
Nicky's entry is very relatable as I too have fallen asleep on my keyboard before

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

Jøsh 01-06-2018 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MB. (Post 10020298)
Nicky's entry is very relatable as I too have fallen asleep on my keyboard before

Get ha

Wizard. 01-06-2018 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MB. (Post 10020298)
Nicky's entry is very relatable as I too have fallen asleep on my keyboard before

:joker:

Josiah. 01-06-2018 07:14 PM

https://i.imgur.com/it0XlYt.png
Fag Up Your Life by The Tibb-y Gurls




Fag up, fag up your life!
Fag up, fag up your life!

Scottxie Mirtazapine
Drunkness and bipolar in one combined
Serving Glenn Close and Amy Winehouse on their last lifeline
Maybe I'll stalk you? I'll leave you hexed
We'll marry in my dreams when I've passed out on Xanax
(Scott Screeches at a random hottie in the audience, telling him to 'piss on me' before the Anti-depressants kick in and Scott spends the rest of the song dancing out of time and in a daze.)

Smithy Sheppyport
Say "yaaaas" to Gags, "yaaas Queen!" to Gags
Dead Aunts, they slay
Go see A Star is Born, go see it twice
and Remember you were born this way!
(Smithy throws unsold copies of Joanne and Cheek to Cheek at the audience, causing many audience members permanent injuries and doing endless damage to Gaga's career in the process, now even Nadine Coyle outsells her)

[Chorus]
Fa-a-ag up your life
Doesn't matter if you're loose or tight
Anyone can have a daddy tonight
Fa-a-ag up your life
Doesn't matter if you're loose or tight
Anyone can have a daddy tonight

Marshdelacreampie
Tibb's a kinda crappy forum and it's left me wary
There's Alf, Brillopad and some bitch named Cherie
So go and troll Josy and get yourself banned
We'll just go to Digispy and talk about Soapland
(Josy is seen just off stage with a Vaudeville hook which she uses to drag Marsh off to his latest ban, the other gurls are kinda shooketh but not really so they just carry on dancing.)

Marcangela
I'm kinda straight but men are a bonus
I gay bait more than Nick Jonas, yes I do!
Work the gays and the bi's, I'll take on any size
I'm gay gay gay but only 4 pay
(Leslie Jordan appears to throw rolls of cash at Marc, Marsh appears, having escaped Josy to try to outbid Leslie but he fails and falls into Josy's clutches once more, he kicks Leslie Jordan off the stage as he goes in a jealous rage.)

[Chorus]
Fa-a-ag up your life
Doesn't matter if you're loose or tight
Anyone can have a daddy tonight
Fa-a-ag up your life
Doesn't matter if you're loose or tight
Anyone can have a daddy tonight

Nicky Amsterdam Bidet
Nick-ki-ki-ti-ki-ti-ki-ki
Yeah, I'm gay now, bitch!
Nine-ty-ty-ty-ty-one!
LT! LT!
Mo-lie--lie-lie-lie
Putin can suck a dick
Fag it up, Dutch it up
9/11 was iconic, I want more!!
Hahahaha!
(Nicky notices it's past 6 o'clock and leaves the stage mid performance. Smithy and Marc look at each other as they are the only two members left on stage as Scott is enamoured with the stage lighting and hasn't sung or danced a word since Smithy's verse. With no other choice they sing the last round of the chorus to a half empty and bloodied crowd due to Smithy's reign of terror with the Gaga albums.)


[Chorus]
Fa-a-ag up your life
Doesn't matter if you're loose or tight
Anyone can have a daddy tonight
Fa-a-ag up your life
Doesn't matter if you're loose or tight
Anyone can have a daddy tonight
(The audience cheers loudly when the song ends for they have survived the carnage when so many others had not. A 'Je Suis Eurovision' movement gains momentum in the wake of the performance and Lady Gaga is declared a terrorist symbol as a result.

Wizard. 01-06-2018 07:16 PM

Another hilarious entry from queen dezzy rascal :clap1:

LukeB 01-06-2018 07:16 PM

Dezzy :clap1:

Amy Jade 01-06-2018 07:17 PM

:laugh2:

Denver 01-06-2018 07:17 PM

Best so far Queenette

RileyH 01-06-2018 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MB. (Post 10020298)
Nicky's entry is very relatable as I too have fallen asleep on my keyboard before

BYE :joker:

Josiah. 01-06-2018 07:17 PM


Amy Jade 01-06-2018 07:17 PM

Nicky leaving mid song :love:

MB. 01-06-2018 07:17 PM

(just kidding Nicky, love ya. But Brexit means Brexit)

Speaking of which, Nicky being the second coming of Bebe Zahara Benet :love: Very touching stuff, Dezzy, well done

Jøsh 01-06-2018 07:17 PM

*shrugs in gay*

RileyH 01-06-2018 07:17 PM

Dezzy :clap2:

Denver 01-06-2018 07:17 PM

We love the winner about to sing

Wizard. 01-06-2018 07:18 PM

Although I like to think that was inspired by my 2017 Xmasvision entry :love:

Josiah. 01-06-2018 07:18 PM

https://i.imgur.com/MnqWN6V.png
Old, Rich and Wise by Pan and The Sexuals ft Twink Slut


So ive been thinking abut you
Just like how you should be
you can give me everything, you know like i deserve
I'm so depressed in the moment
I'm so done with all this ****
Yeah, Your just old, wise and rich
While your old wise
Old, Your just old, wise and rich
Old wise
Old, Your just old, wise and rich
Old wise
Old, Your just old, wise and rich
Old wise rich care home daddy
Dadadadadadaddy
Dadadadadadaddy
Dadadadadadaddy
Old wise rich care home daddy
We has so little in common
We bicker all the time
You always say I'm a slut
I'm pretty sure you are right
I just want all your money
When you have no life to live
Yeah, Your just old, wise and rich
But you still got coins to give
While old wise and dumb
Old, Your just old, wise and rich
Old wise
Old, Your just old, wise and rich
Old wise
Old, Your just old, wise and rich
Old wise rich care home daddy
Dadadadadadaddy
Dadadadadadaddy
Dadadadadadaddy
Old wise rich care home daddy
Jump and they think, left it all in the name of love
Love
Run into the sea, do it all in the name of love
Love
Whoa-oa-oa
I'm so depressed in the moment
I'm so done with all this ****
Yeah, Your just old, wise and rich
But you still got dollar to give
While your old wise
Old, old, wise and rich
Old wise
Old, old, wise and rich
Old wise
Old, old, wise and rich
Old wise rich care home daddy
Dadadadadadaddy
Dadadadadadaddy
Dadadadadadaddy
Old wise rich care home daddy
Dadadadadadaddy
Dadadadadadaddy
Dadadadadadaddy
Old wise rich care home daddy

MB. 01-06-2018 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Riley. (Post 10020336)
Although I like to think that was inspired by my 2017 Xmasvision entry :love:

I did think it was yours before I saw Dezzy's name :laugh: Gay minds think alike!


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