Pro Sniper |
07-12-2021 01:38 AM |
Bull****ting Bridge was at it from the get-go, pretending she believed it was possible "she could be the one to go".."IF I go tonight it'll be maaaaaaaaaaaad", "maaaaaaaaaad" in what sense was never fully explained, but it was obvious she meant it would be absurd and undeserved. This is just the sheer arrogant entitlement that some people hold.
Moronic Miller woke up feeling "needy"(needy for trials and more air time..but since he can't openly admit to this, a "hug" will do for now) Tried to PUSH and FORCE the "bromance" rubbish again with Ginola(who was having none of it. EMBARRASSING) and ended up looking RIDICULOUS and as DESPERATE as he's ever been. Even bull****ting Bridge was having a good laugh at his obvious DESPERATION.
The campers were told they had "the chance" to win their crappy letters from home..like their was ever any "chance" they would allow this nauseating cryfest to pass by without getting the max out of it. PATHETIC. The mannequin's attempt at getting Gregson's letter told us just what a bloody FARCE it all was. He gets it wrong but then "luckily"(says Gregson) the computer "hinted" at what was wrong. EMBARRASSING. and all the while we're watching all the idiots sitting around looking "anxious" and "stressed" like it was "up in the air" as to whether each desperado would get their moment to fake cry. RIDICULOUS. Minchin was acting like she was coding nuclear warheads, where one false move would lead to catastrophic consequences. When Bull****ting Bridge inevitably got her crappy letter "unlocked" she was in her fav room pretending ALL SHE'S EVER WANTED since being there was "to know how hubby and the boys are doing"..and then she was lying her ass off again shortly afterwards, when she was seemingly struggling to remember Snoozie's code..BUT "magically" another number jumped into her entitled head, and she "knew she had it". Oh my, what a "close shave" snoozie had there. But again, why was Snoozie even bothering? I'm sure that magic wand of hers that can produce silly GIANT earrings, shiny lip gloss etc.. can also hey presto a letter from home..
Of course one of these silly ceremonies wouldn't be complete if it didn't feature "the one/s that got away". Woodyatt and surprise, surprise Ginola("legend") were to be the chosen ones this year. It usually features a nauseating pet of theirs, just to allow them the chance of separately milking the situation later on when they inevitably get "the chance" to win their letter further down the road. So bloody transparent. But this all but confirms Ginola will be almost impossible to topple from this position. ITV have pushed their dish and enough horny housewives are eating it up. He's tapped into a touch of the desperates at times so he can hardly be considered an authentic winner, but compared to the likes of Bridge and Miller.. he'd have to be considered acceptable.
Always interesting to see them "decide" who takes on the upcoming trial. Even though Miller gave Minchin the evil eyes, he knew he had to concede 1 spot to her because she's done zilch, but he badly wanted that other spot(despite absurdly claiming he "wasn't DESPERATE to do one"..) Nancy boy actually deserves a spot in the final just for continuing to troll Miller by strongly suggesting Daveed should do it. Being an "actor" you'd imagine Miller would have enough skill to at least appear not to be ropeable..but CLEARLY not. In the end, Daveed's ego led to him attacking Nancy boy so he didn't get the spot he craved either. They couldn't have the females fail so they made it another easy trial to guarantee them a fullhouse.
The fake tears were once again flowing at the letters from home nonsense, and Bridge didn't even want to wait until she got hers read, so she pretended to "have gone" as someone else's was being read. PATHETIC. And Ginola was reading Desperate Dan's letter just fine until his own name got a mention..then all of a sudden he became a bumbling, bubbling wreck ??? the man must indeed be in love with himself. But as well as having all the horny housewives already in the bug, this "scene" would have stacked an untold amount of gullibles in there..
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