he actually text my mum before inviting her to go to bingo with him but didn't invite me :crazy: (i wouldn't have gone but still)

he even says to me he hates his family and feels as though he is a part of mine but he was slagging my oldest sister and one of my nieces off the other week and i told them heh and my niece was just like meh idc but my sister was like WAIT UNTIL I ****ING SEE HIM I WILL DESTROY HIM

i love her so so much shes like karen from will and grace but without the money and class :love:

we built a snowman

What is he, like 50? He's just a twat Scott

our snow was rained away a couple of days ago

Are you too much of a nice guy Scott to avoid him altogether?

and now he's dead

http://i.imgur.com/UktZYMW.gif

for **** sake i've got no bubble bath

and and and hes just really tragic in general

like the other week when he stayed he was fake sobbing while i was trying to sleep so i was like what the frick is wrong with you its 2am what is this and he was like 'i don't feel as though i know who i am' so i was just like adam now shut the **** up and go to sleep

That could be a lyric from a song.

Probably not a very good song though.

Shampoo can be a great substitute

fart in the bath nathan

he actually is.

one of the kids knocked him over and we told her off she had a tantrum, threw herself on the floor and got snow all down her clothes and cried more. ha

also nathan, use washing up liquid

claudia what was it you said last time we were in ******** and i nearly cried laughing

yes tbh :angel:

no but he does really annoy me and i never want to share a bed with him again because he always hugs me and stuff and ugh i dont want to sound shallow or anything but he physically repulses me and the only time i ever did stuff with him was when i was practically paralytic from vodka and could barely stand up so he should have known then tbh

i would shag a drainpipe after consuming a litre of vodka

omg wtf :joker:

cuddles are the best tho scott

:joker::joker::joker:

hes actually a year younger than me ugh hes such an old woman though can we plot his murder again please that was fun

haha, little bitch

yeah when they are with someone you can tolerate heh

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Easily done.

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there are no words to describe this child...

seriously, the things they get away with now

you should scare her straight

straight as in onto the right path not heterosexual ah/