Old people, young people, the news, the weather, dogs, coffee, sweaty feet, shampoo, earrings, vaccuums, lawnmowers, bird droppings, cherry yoghurts, ....being on a downer :(

..bad day then Kizzy

People actually thinking they're gonna be chosen by big brother when theyre signed up to a BB forum /callbacks discussion thread

Nathan for having a filthy hobo as his avatar

Nathan for having a filthy hobo as his avatar

:joker: That's no way to talk about Scroobius :nono:

He needs a shower

I am sure he cleans himself daily..you're just beard-ist :nono:

Yep...
http://gifs.gifbin.com/1232549592_zo...20illusion.gif

how does one become a nun? I want to denounce love and wanting dick forever :bawling:

:joker:

what did i just read

love hurts man young man, don't ever do it :bawling: nazareth was right, love ****ing hurts :bawling: better to be a nun or mormon :bawling:

young man? i'm older than you :idc:

..well I think..

maybe not

young man? i'm older than you :idc:

..well I thin

doesn't matter, please don't fall in love :bawling: if a man hath eyes let him gauge them out :bawling: if a man hath dick let him cut it off :bawling:

Some good shaekspeare there

just yawned and dislocated my jaw again :bawling::bawling:

and its taking longer to slip back in place again D:

:shocked:

there we go

I hate that, it always comes when I yawn aswell.

People who breeze into my office at 1:20 for a 1pm appointment without a word of apology or explanation. He's still sitting outside. He's going to be there a while.

Not being able to listen to that "one last song" when I need to get off the comp. I keep pressing repeat lol

food shopping...fml

that dailymail tells us what happens in American idol before it's aired. Dummies we're in UK we don't see it til the evening. stop. :cloud:

Presenters of cooking shows. Mouth full of saliva after tasting the food "umm massive amount of flavor, that is absolutely delicious, melts in your mouth, the way the sauces compliment each other and the sweetness of the chilli...." blah blah blah...shut up and give me some