Scott must have bought that red stripe, he's got some new powers and possessed Jay.

jay me and you should share school horror stories sometime, i have lots of them

is that what that was? i thought i was having a ****ing enema

i just made myself laugh i am dead

idek what enema is

:joker:

Just think of the disgusting attitude of Jay tonight and think of bums and you'll get the picture. :omgno:

i'm picturing 2 girls 1 cup but idk if that's right

"If I told someone they could have sex with me in my sleep and they do, is that classed as rape?"

I don't know how to answer this. :think:

that's so disgusting

Has anyone heard about the time when me and my classmates was getting changed from our PE kits at School, and I was in one of the Toilet Cubicles and it got locked on me, a few minutes later a kid from year 6 I think it was, decided to try and kick the Toilet door down on me.

Thankfully one of the Teachers stopped it falling down on me just in the nick of time.

I've had a premonition...

I don't have that many i could probably list them

the time my art teacher went insane bcos he got the dance teacher pregnant and kicked boxes and smashed peoples art lmao

the time in year 3 year guy was pushed off the climbing frame and had a heart attack and died in front of the whole class D: D: D: so upsetting

the time i passed out in the swimming pool due to a nosebleed

the time they changed how the school worked and i shared my tutor group with my year 7 cousin the whole of year 11 :bono:

omg and the time i never did p.e for the whole of year 10 aww

and ofc the time that i made the food technology teacher choke on a bit of glass inside my cupcakes

oh and the time that i fell through a window in dance when i had to pretend to be a tank

there's more but icr obv

Your sweet mind might not be able to cope.:bawling:

wait i forgot the time that i never went into the school toilets from year 7-year 11 :flutter:

I've only recently started using public toilets

once i went into the girls toilet and one of the cubical doors was locked but i couldn't hear any movement so i was like "hello is anyone in there?" no-one answered so i was like oh ok.. then i heard a little noise and i got freaked out and was like "hi is anyone in the toilet?!" still no answer.. so then i looked under the toilet door and seen my classmate on the toilet and she started crying and told the teacher
i was like erm why didn't you just ****ing answer me instead of scaring the **** out of me thinking there was a toilet ghost

Someone died in front of you at school????? D:

SHIT!

ewww toilets :nono:

omg lmao + someone died infront of you? jaysus

you just admitted you think i'm sweet :flutter:

It was in year 2, we had like a wooden castle, the boy had a heart monitor and this really evil kid (who later on went to threaten teachers with a split ruler and I'm pretty sure he's in the drug trade) pushed him off of it and we were put back into our class but it was right next to the castle, but obviously none of us knew what was happening and all watched...

I can't really remember it well, but I must have been like 7? D:

I always see the boys mum at the school, her youngest kid looks just like him it's so sad

omg :(

Wow! Jay at someone dying in front of you.

I remember when one of my classmates was trying to throw a chair at one of the Teachers in year 8, I was cheering him on.:joker:

I love jay
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