Hope Hira gets a good write-up

Lughleigh :joker:

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Not letting this die tbh

Revive it!

just wait until reece is back?

oops did reece go somewhere?

Yeah on holiday

lucky

~82???~ Kitten Pinder

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So it appears my job in this is to remove most of the lesbians from the show and it's totally fitting after my Dawlish rant on how they are all absolutely tragic and Kitten absolutely fits the mould, the try-hard irritant. Even the house got bored of her antics after a while and just got on with their own antics, mainly plotting on what kitchen item they should twat each other over the head with a couple of weeks into the show. So yeah, everything Kitten did was forced and really not that interesting, she seemed particularly smug of her antics but then Big Brother rightfully had enough of her (even though I can't remember what exactly it was that got her ejected in the end), she left and Davina told her to go and snog her girlfriend and that was the end of Kitten and she was never seen again. "THIS IS FOR THE QUEEN" getting you evicted m'luv. I've always preferred dogs. Bye.

I SAVE THE BETTER PALMER SISTER, QUEEN FAYE.

Where were we?

Welcome back

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tl;dr

well put

chop chop espeon

Updated

Noms will be posted soon http://31.media.tumblr.com/f1906cddd...r1rrg6_500.gif

I save Helen

*SURPRISE RELEASE*

I like most of these people but times are tough </3

Craig's time in the house house can be broken down into 3 sections

1) When he was aligned with Lesley and Vanessa
2) When he was wrenched up Saskia's arse
3) When he 'stalked' Anthony

I loved Craig during his first era to the point where I didn't really care that he stayed over Mother Mary (how amazing would a Anthony vs Maxwell first eviction have been but Kose foolishly avoided it :( ). The whole pregnancy act was hilarious and made a lot of people 'Team Craig'.

Then it all kinda went downhill for me. Saskia treated Craig very harshly for 'talking about nominating her' when the footage shown did not even show Craig saying he was going to nominate her. This led to Saskia launching a personal attack on Craig while he was visibly upset in the corner of the bedroom to which it appeared Saskia showed no mercy. So it was confusing why several days later Craig decided to get with the 'Saskia and Maxwell' group (who were growing in unpopularity) and suddenly pander to Saskia 'are you alright Saskia?' 'I need a hug Saskia etc'. Also his alligence to Maxwell and Saskia meant that Craig grew into a nastier person imo. While he was mainly innocently bitching, he kind of had strong vitriol against 'Queen Africa' Makosi and Kemal. Yet no one this correlated into a strong argument when Makosi was seen to shut down 'Team Britney' herself with 1 sentence.

Yet Craig's story lived on past the Saskia and Maxwell culls. The media and producers really pushed for a stalker storyline with Craig and Anthony with the objective to make Anthony look a hero for putting up with Craig. I thought this was unfair on Craig though as Anthony was really aggressive to Craig at times while Craig I felt was just clingy to Anthony because he was the only 'friend' he had left.

So I'm not all negative on Craig as he's one of the more complex housemates we've had on BB. Also this exists



And Truthful Toya lives on!

cut Ben save Karly

cut Hazel save Jem

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#. Hazel O'Sullivan (BB14)

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FINALLY. Thank ****. There are actually quite a few people here that I would have looooooooooooved to have the pleasure of cutting, but one does not pass up an opportunity to **** on Hazel when it is presented, especially when you factor in this random anti-Gina movement that's been happening around these parts. Hazel SUCKS and the fact that she almost made the top 50 is legitimately alarming.

I know everyone was determined to like Hazel no matter what bc she's a pretty and flirty and sexy Irish model and lbr that's like the second most loved archetype here after black girls who are literally just walking stereotypes. And I wanted to like Hazel at first too! She seemed like a cold and calculating ice queen and I was certainly intrigued. The Daley situation definitely got Hazel a few bonus points because she seemed legitimately affected by it and it definitely takes some mental fortitude to deal with a situation like that anywhere, but especially in the BB house. And of course, because this is BBUK, the public HATED her and in the inaugural "let's read Tweets and Facebook comments and watch you all squirm but become aware of what the public thinks about you and why" feedback loop "Task", Hazel got DESTROYED and was, like, forced to wear a snake costume and other ****. Again, that takes a lot of mental fortitude to deal with.

HOWEVER, for all of Hazel's supposed mental fortitude, she completely unraveled in her last week because of ****ing GINA which l m f a o. If you're supposed to be a cutthroat ice queen then why on EARTH are you so affected by someone who looks like a Jim Henson creation? Like, you were able to cope with a potential rape scenario on national television, you were able to cope with the aftermath and hearing how much the public hates you and thinks you started it, but you weren't able to cope with Gina to the point where you threw make-up related and personal hygiene insults at her? For the record, Hazel ****ing SUCKS at arguing and that is suuuuuuuuuuuch a bad trait on these shows imo. Of course Gina is just as petty, if not even more petty, but duh. That's her whole shtick, it's Gina. But then Hazel... like, congrats on telling Gina that she smells and needs makeup? How creative and cutting? I don't know, it reminds me a lot of how Matthew Davies painted this self-image that he's well-read and intelligent and this and that, but then he argued with Helen and told her that she has saggy boobs or something and it became clear that he's nothing that he pretends to be and is actually just a really pretentious piece of ****. Hazel's supposed to be FIERCE and not let things affect her and be extremely resilient, but then she crumbled under the pressure of Gina Rio.

I know someone is going to turn this into how Hazel won the argument and this and that and how Gina had it coming because she called Hazel a homewrecker or whatever, but A) lol at anyone winning that argument, ESPECIALLY Hazel who pretty much resorted to "I know you are, but what am I?" and "lol ur fugly ****" and the like, B) after the way Hazel treated Charlie that week I think it was appropriate that karma came around in the form of Gina Rio dressed as a queen bee so bitch had it coming, C) Gina spent the entire week dressed as a queen bee administering physical pain to Hazel, who was then swiftly evicted, it is clear who won and it was NOT Hazel.

So yeah, Hazel was evicted and then after the show she randomly became rumored for IAC a few times for no reason? It doesn't make sense to me but okay. And THEN right before BB15 started, production released a statement that was pretty much like "so we didn't show you this but Hazel said that she likes to be choked during sex and if she didn't want to be choked by Daley then she shouldn't have used her feminine ways to lure him in when he had a girlfriend so it was all her fault xx" and it was really ****ing disgusting and a true omen for what was to come for the next two summers. And then Hazel still appeared on BOTS after that because girl has no self-respect.

I'm saving Jem bc DUH. I wanted to save plenty of people but I think Jem needed it in particular.

Appendix:

Figure 1: An artist's interpretation of Hazel's arguing style

Figure 2: A video interpretation of Hazel's arguing style

Nikki Grahame (BB7, UBB, BB16, our nightmares)

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Nikki cut over the woman that bullied Callum :clap1:

So yeah Nikki's pretty iconic but isn't all that good on re-watch of BB7 and is also pretty transphobic and one of the worst of the group in her treatment towards Shahbaz and generally young and misguided and that's why she's been cut. Luckily, everyone forgot about all that and she turned out to be nice enough in UBB and absolutely glorious in BB16, which is odd enough that anyone in that series can be described in such a way and this sentence is going on for much longer than necessary but she's gone and that's that. Unless, you know, you get to vote her back into the BB Rankdown Thread Next Door. Hint hint.

To summarise...

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I save Jackie Travers and that won't surprise anyone who knows the slightest thing about me.

Save FAYE, cut Belinda