why are you calling me whilst we are bbm'ing? go away.

Me too! I get up at 5 am! :bawling:

rude ****ing ignorant *****

that's a bit rude

*posts a thousand pics of myself*

I'm so ugly! T_____T

*posts a thousand pics of myself*

I'm so ugly! T_____T

Unfollowers on twitter! :mad::mad::mad::mad:

When you are eating something in a bowl and there is a bit you're trying to get onto the spoon/fork by dragging it up the side but it either falls back in or falls over the side

When you are eating something in a bowl and there is a bit you're trying to get onto the spoon/fork by dragging it up the side but it either falls back in or falls over the side

oh what a coincidence

When you are eating something in a bowl and there is a bit you're trying to get onto the spoon/fork by dragging it up the side but it either falls back in or falls over the side

:joker:

this is quite freaky

rofl <3

:laugh2:

we have no food in ;_;

when you go to get your skin tag removed from your... lower back and it so turns out your Doctor is ridiculously hot and you can't look him in the eye afterwards.

People saying blatant lies about you! :bored:

Alexandra Burke rating herself sexier than Beyonce... and the other 48 in the countdown.

gemma, arg and joey are the only tolerable ones in Towie. Although I see Arg as a bit of a pig ever since he said that he and lydia both knew that if he wanted her knickers would be on the floor. Bluurgh!!


annnddddd there's no black people in towie. lol once the pc brigade realizes this they'll put in a musCuclar black guy

oh dear

Having to edit every sentence you type because you're on your phone. :bored:

Awaits edit...

am i racist towards my own people if i thought edward norton LOOKED extremely sexy in american history x? :(

omg i'm a supremacist in black skin :bawling:

Im not surprised as she's bigheaded and deluded enough to think she's sexier than Beyonce.