cut Hazel save Jem
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#. Hazel O'Sullivan (BB14)
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FINALLY. Thank ****. There are actually quite a few people here that I would have looooooooooooved to have the pleasure of cutting, but one does not pass up an opportunity to **** on Hazel when it is presented, especially when you factor in this random anti-Gina movement that's been happening around these parts. Hazel SUCKS and the fact that she almost made the top 50 is legitimately alarming.
I know everyone was determined to like Hazel no matter what bc she's a pretty and flirty and sexy Irish model and lbr that's like the second most loved archetype here after black girls who are literally just walking stereotypes. And I wanted to like Hazel at first too! She seemed like a cold and calculating ice queen and I was certainly intrigued. The Daley situation definitely got Hazel a few bonus points because she seemed legitimately affected by it and it definitely takes some mental fortitude to deal with a situation like that anywhere, but especially in the BB house. And of course, because this is BBUK, the public HATED her and in the inaugural "let's read Tweets and Facebook comments and watch you all squirm but become aware of what the public thinks about you and why"
feedback loop "Task", Hazel got DESTROYED and was, like, forced to wear a snake costume and other ****. Again, that takes a lot of mental fortitude to deal with.
HOWEVER, for all of Hazel's supposed mental fortitude, she completely unraveled in her last week because of ****ing GINA which l m f a o. If you're supposed to be a cutthroat ice queen then why on EARTH are you so affected by someone who looks like a Jim Henson creation? Like, you were able to cope with a potential rape scenario on national television, you were able to cope with the aftermath and hearing how much the public hates you and thinks you started it, but you weren't able to cope with Gina to the point where you threw make-up related and personal hygiene insults at her? For the record, Hazel ****ing SUCKS at arguing and that is suuuuuuuuuuuch a bad trait on these shows imo. Of course Gina is just as petty, if not even more petty, but duh. That's her whole shtick, it's Gina. But then Hazel... like, congrats on telling Gina that she smells and needs makeup? How creative and cutting? I don't know, it reminds me a lot of how Matthew Davies painted this self-image that he's well-read and intelligent and this and that, but then he argued with Helen and told her that she has saggy boobs or something and it became clear that he's nothing that he pretends to be and is actually just a really pretentious piece of ****. Hazel's supposed to be FIERCE and not let things affect her and be extremely resilient, but then she crumbled under the pressure of Gina Rio.
I know someone is going to turn this into how Hazel won the argument and this and that and how Gina had it coming because she called Hazel a homewrecker or whatever, but A) lol at anyone winning that argument, ESPECIALLY Hazel who pretty much resorted to "I know you are, but what am I?" and "lol ur fugly ****" and the like, B) after the way Hazel treated Charlie that week I think it was appropriate that karma came around in the form of Gina Rio dressed as a queen bee so bitch had it coming, C) Gina spent the entire week dressed as a queen bee administering physical pain to Hazel, who was then swiftly evicted, it is clear who won and it was NOT Hazel.
So yeah, Hazel was evicted and then after the show she randomly became rumored for IAC a few times for no reason? It doesn't make sense to me but okay. And THEN right before BB15 started, production released a statement that was pretty much like "so we didn't show you this
but Hazel said that she likes to be choked during sex and if she didn't want to be choked by Daley then she shouldn't have used her feminine ways to lure him in when he had a girlfriend so it was all her fault xx" and it was really ****ing disgusting and a true omen for what was to come for the next two summers. And then Hazel still appeared on BOTS after that because girl has no self-respect.
I'm saving
Jem bc DUH. I wanted to save plenty of people but I think Jem needed it in particular.
Appendix:
Figure 1: An artist's interpretation of Hazel's arguing style
Figure 2: A video interpretation of Hazel's arguing style
