let her be. :joker:

:joker: I have to admit that did make me laugh. :laugh: But surely you see what I mean now. :bored:

..not being able to find my phone

in movies based on true stories why does the dad always say "no it's not possible" when someone tells them what's going on? "your daughter has anorexia" "no it's not possible. "your daughter was raped" "not it's not possible" "i think our daughter is doing drugs" "no it's not possible. you're just overreacting" :bored:

Watching Eastenders, it's astonishing how many times someone's name is called and they respond with "Who wants to know?". Does anyone say that in real life? lol

body clock

horses

they are just bloody full of themselves

Waking up with a headache.

and the price of new specs.

..ironing

That every month every time somebody swims in the ocean with a carboard shaped like a lochness monster the sun publishes " is this the real life lochness monster?" faack off. If you want to really find out go take a swim in there and let us REALLY know.

when people mistake me for the loch ness monster

Waking up at 5 am for work! :bawling:

:joker:

the latest one of 2 days ago is the funniest

http://i44.tinypic.com/2zg5hzr.jpg

title-"Is this grainy sonar image the elusive Loch Ness Monster?" :bored:



That a lot of times when here I try to press CTRL+V but end up pressing something else (dunno wat) and I end up at kayak.co.uk..:suspect:

That is a very conclusive picture tbh, looks like the loch ness monster to me

Not being able to do the hologram Tupac walk during Gangsta Party

effin jeffin rain...

to all the boys that cheat, make sure whoever you're cheating with doesn't have facebook or twitter because they will pubicly cuss you when they find out and then all your hoes will know you're a dog from that one tweet, and then your "wife"/"the main chic" will also find out and after they've all beaten each other up they will join forces to hunt you down with some ropes and castration devices...just sayin

People telling you to calm it when you're in an argument, when that only pisses you off even further. :bored:

People who are rude and shout. That's really annoying! :nono:

People that have no respect for themself

why the heck is holly willoghby in every programme on every channel!

why won't holly willoughby sleep with me

Gotye's Somebody That I Used to Know featuring about 100 bleeding times on the music channels. Pisses me right off, laa.

Because it's almost like she doesn't know you.

Because she's hot and is a decent presenter imo.