Oh the shade

I'm gonna show you the pictures it's honestly so tragic

I threw up a few chips on my pillow last night when I was asleep and didn't realise till the morning :umm2: thank god I slept straight

actually I might use that as my chat up line on my date

don't

:joker:

i felt so rough today, mum said that when I got in I went into her room and started talking to the cats

Steamer

idgi

As in, you big drunken mess :laugh: well I got lady-manhandled by a drag queen last night so I'm no better than you

ooo yeah I can't argue with that! :joker: And sounds lovely haha

It was so bad, a drunken bloke got kicked out, he said to the barmaid 'i wanna shag you up the arse', I just couldn't contain myself, we all were cracking up

I'm gonna snapchat you the picture omfg

omg okay -gets phone-

Can you believe that thing had its tongue on my face!!! My friend is the worst person in the world WHY WOULDN'T YOU STOP THAT FROM HAPPENING AND WHY WOULD YOU TAKE PHOTOS INSTEAD actually now that I phrase it like that I totally get it

oh I thought that was your friend at first

he looked like Ursula with a longer wig, gross

snap it to me Z

I thought my snaps never worked when I sent you them??

Aye they do
It's when I send you vids it doesn't work.. dm though.. I saw it on the shu paul convo.

I genuinely can't handle the big drag fellas at all... -shudders-

:smug:

Please tell me someone has seen We're The Millers.

Omfg it's so funny :flutter:

yes lmao

I watched that on Christmas Day with my family, I was crying with laughter at it! Amazing

Also this is what Nate Richert (Harvey from Sabrina the Teenage Witch) looks like nowadays

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1035519/th...ITCH-570.jpg?6

500 days of summer made me hate zooey deschanel

that is a terrible hamish beard, he can't grow a proper one