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arista 28-03-2011 02:08 PM
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/...86_468x673.jpg

A Temp Events Manager has arrived
he wants Judas to play a Political Nutter.

Niamh. 28-03-2011 02:11 PM
I think his hair looks good!

Crimson Dynamo 28-03-2011 02:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Niamh. (Post 4172870)
I think his hair looks good!
if you want to pull of the head pubes look then he has succeeded.

arista 28-03-2011 02:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Niamh. (Post 4172870)
I think his hair looks good!

Yes he's Ideal to Direct
Judas
as a Political Nutter in a new afternoon play
on the garden stage.

Judas 28-03-2011 02:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Judas (Post 4166925)
http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertai...es/125cake.jpg
Kate Moss was found nude eating in the cafe, making one customer, Sticks, complain.

When Arista failed to respond, he threw a piss bomb at the back of the cafe.
http://larjar.files.wordpress.com/20...pg?w=259&h=194

http://www.vam.ac.uk/vastatic/micros...ge/im00320.jpg
This was all that remained. The mods have decided to use the wreckage to capture the TiBB 2012 Calendar 'Sign of the Blitz'. In the above images are the mods in costume. The 'girl' on the right is Niamh, about to jump.

Vicky and Harry have rented the bombed cafe to film a porno, titled 'A Virgin, touched for the very first time'. The cafe will remain closed for the forseeable future.
Arista, the cafe has been bombed. You should of saw to Sticks' complains earlier. However, Harry and Vicky have finished getting spunky.

I am not a political nutter.
Bang on.

arista 28-03-2011 02:32 PM
"I am not a political nutter.
Bang on. "


No Judas you are not but in the play
you will play a political nutter.


The Arista Cafe
is in a New Location
it is trading well
and we are doing
Buy One Home Made Cookie
get 2 Free.


Deal Of The Week.

Niamh. 28-03-2011 02:35 PM
http://ny-image1.etsy.com/il_570xN.17243557.jpg

Crimson Dynamo 28-03-2011 02:35 PM
May I have a white coffee, a strawberry tart and busty tatooed Japanese beatch please?

Crimson Dynamo 28-03-2011 02:37 PM
what is the meaning of this Arista, I wanted a strawberry tart?:conf:



http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2282/...e5f1a2.jpg?v=0

arista 28-03-2011 02:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet (Post 4172893)
May I have a white coffee, a strawberry tart and busty tatooed Japanese beatch please?

Yes staff are serving you now.

arista 28-03-2011 02:39 PM
"I wanted a strawberry tart"


Nice try
it is not from Our Cafe
so stick it back in you bag.
No Refunds

arista 28-03-2011 02:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Niamh. (Post 4172892)

These are Hand Made
Enjoy.

Judas 28-03-2011 02:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by arista (Post 4172889)
"I am not a political nutter.
Bang on. "


No Judas you are not but in the play
you will play a political nutter.


The Arista Cafe
is in a New Location
it is trading well
and we are doing
Buy One Home Made Cookie
get 2 Free.


Deal Of The Week.

Thanks, I wan't my payment before I sign any contract.

I've found this top secret location...
http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/bi...-684124643.jpg
and found this in my food
http://jerseyjoeart.files.wordpress....ir_noodles.jpg

This new cafe stinks.
Fact.

Crimson Dynamo 28-03-2011 02:42 PM
My waitress cant speak English. I dont want a clock suckee i want a nice cake..:bawling:


http://i.unitedidiots.net/nsfw/cospl...osplay-013.jpg

arista 28-03-2011 02:43 PM
"Thanks, I wan't my payment before I sign any contract. "


We have to see you perform , first.

Crimson Dynamo 28-03-2011 02:44 PM
Nice sign

http://www.45cat.com/image/062/heart...you-arista.jpg

arista 28-03-2011 02:45 PM
"My waitress cant speak English"


She is Not our staff
and has been told to leave.

Crimson Dynamo 28-03-2011 02:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by arista (Post 4172907)
"My waitress cant speak English"


She is Not our staff
and has been told to leave.
I will take down her name and spank her address

Judas 28-03-2011 02:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by arista (Post 4172904)
"Thanks, I wan't my payment before I sign any contract. "


We have to see you perform , first.
I will not be performing in this greasy spoon, it stinks. I don't want hair in my food. And why are the customer smoking inside? It's illegal. Sort this trash out.

arista 28-03-2011 02:47 PM
"This new cafe stinks."


Thats Not Our Cafe
We are in Ireland.

arista 28-03-2011 02:48 PM
"Sort this trash out. "


No Judas
you are in Error.

Crimson Dynamo 28-03-2011 02:50 PM
Arista relaxes at the end of his shift

http://www.who-has-the-biggest-penis...gest-penis.jpg

Niamh. 28-03-2011 02:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by arista (Post 4172910)
"This new cafe stinks."


Thats Not Our Cafe
We are in Ireland.
http://www.wholelattelove.com/articl...e-shamrock.jpg

Judas 28-03-2011 02:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by arista (Post 4172910)
"This new cafe stinks."


Thats Not Our Cafe
We are in Ireland.
I know. It stinks. Dirty Smokers filling the place, this is not what I want.
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...rEWnK8MJ9z&t=1
Quote:
Originally Posted by arista (Post 4172913)
"Sort this trash out. "


No Judas
you are in Error.
That's not what the hygiene inspector thinks, when they found this in your tea bags.
https://www.examiner.com/images/blog...rats-paris.jpg

Close it down. Clean it out.

arista 28-03-2011 03:10 PM
"Close it "


Again you are in Error.

We have a smoking area in our massive garden Area.


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