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Oh god, here's mine :laugh:

Artist: Mr. Croc (featuring Kylie Minogue)
Song: Melbourne Shuffle Dance Anthem

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Mr. Croc's Outfit
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Kylie Minogue's Outfit
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Lyrics + Stage Directions
(On the backdrop screen is a video of Sydney Harbour at night. Dancers flock the stage doing cartwheels and other irrelevant dances such as the macarena. Props include an oversized car with the Australian flag imprinted on it, kangaroo statues, and a wheelbarrow filled with bricks. Mr. Croc and Kylie Minogue both run onto the stage)

(Mr. Croc)

Mr. Croc!
Alright
W00t
Let's go

(Mr. Croc jumps onto the large car)
Melbourne Shuffling into town today
Got my Fosters, I'm ready to play
Mobs walk over and say "G'day!"
I throw a brick at them and say "Go away"

(Mr. Croc starts doing the running man while several dancers join him)
Melbourne Shuffling into town today
Falling over 'cos I am so great
I know I'm drunk, but trust me mate
I am going to see...

(Lights go dark)

Take That

(Strobe lights start flashing as Take That run onto the stage and join Mr. Croc, Kylie Minogue and the dancers, who are all raving and shuffling to the 15 second instrumental)

In the pub, I'm the Doc
When I'm in the pool
I am a Croc
I'm not off my face on pot
I just happen to prance about a lot

(Mr. Croc is holding a surf board while the dancers do the running man and throw bricks into the audience)
Where do I live? God knows
Tight shorts, surf board, this is how I roll
Half bloke half reptile fellow
Got no money, but here I go

(Wild dingoes run rampant across the stage while Mr. Croc starts frantically jumping on them)
No, I'm killing these dingoes for dinner
I can just shuffle on their heads and then they are dead
I'm Mr. Croc! Yeah, that's the name birds are diggin'
Just don't tell the police, then they'll throw me in prison

(Mr. Croc is joined by all the dancers on top of the car and they start jumping to the music)
Melbourne Shuffling into town today
Got my Fosters, I'm ready to play
Mobs walk over and say "G'day!"
I throw a brick at them and say "Go away"

Melbourne Shuffling into town today
Falling over 'cos I am so great
I know I'm drunk, but trust me mate
Isn't this just such a...

Great Track

(Silence as everyone is together with their arms to the side)

Everyday I'm Melbourne Shuffle Dancing

(Strobe lights flash again as Mr. Croc, Kylie Minogue and the dancers do the entire Melbourne Shuffle)

(The lights dim and Mr. Croc and Kylie Minogue are joined in a calm manner holding the Melbourne Shuffle Dance Anthem CD single with the dancers behind them)
Buy this fast
And make sure this song gets me loads of cash
I just need money, really bad
So please, be a good lad

(Numbers start flashing on the backdrop screen)
Number 9 this week (another week)
Now I'm number 10 (oh bloody hell)
I just want to be (at number 1)
Now I'm #43 (I'm killing myself)

(Kylie Minogue)

Hi mum, hi dad, can you please download this song?
Hi mum, hi dad, can you please download this song?
Hi mum, hi dad, can you please download this song?
Can you please download this song?
Can you please download this song?

(Kylie Minogue, Mr. Croc and all the dancers jump to the music)
Hi mum, hi dad, hi mum, hi dad
Hi mum, hi dad, hi mum, hi dad, hi mum
Can you please download this song?
Download this song?
Please download it
Please download it
Please download it
Please download it

(Flame machines, falling sparks and heavy lighting effects burst into life causing a temporary studio combustion, whilst everyone on stage jumps onto the giant car)

(Mr. Croc)

Melbourne Shuffling into town today
Got my Fosters, I'm ready to play
I know I'm drunk, but trust me mate
Got my Fosters, I'm ready to, to, to play

Oh, Oh, Oh
Kylie: Please download it
Oh, Oh, Oh
(Oh god, the police!)
Oh, Oh, Oh
Kylie: Please download it
Oh, Oh, Oh
Kylie: Please download it

Great Track

Everyday I'm Melbourne Shuffle Dancing

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That was simply amazing. :cheer2:

Brilliant :D

lmao, very good Mollie!:laugh2:

Well done Mollie :laugh:

Lovin' it!

LOL thanks guys :D

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SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DEGENERATE WIGGERS

*The good mistress white comes out dressed as a particularly sluttish rendition of the popular childrens fantasy character. Behind her come the seven Canadian rap heroes decked out in various hockey jerseys. They take their turns rapping the verses and the ones who aren't rapping pretend to fondle each others balls in an incredibly secure display of heterosexual national pride*

In Canada we grow long beards
To shield us from the seasons
But also to tickle vulnerable young womens vaginas
Like mounting a moose in the cold

Down south they got the DEA
Up here we got the mounties
I smoke trees in the streets to applause and glee
And they say 'that's what I'm talking aboot'
Yeah

Eh, eh, that's what I say
That's what I say today
You're in Canada, it's all okay
Do what you want today

We give you gay weddings and BC bud
We give you all that free healthcare and beer to chug
And all we ask, eh, all we ask
Is that you forget we gave you Nickelback too

*A giant inflatable cock comes out on stage, it's head covered with a maple leaf. Mistress White get's on board.*

I know that doesn't strictly rhyme
But it's coming from the heart, from the roots
God froze this land and he made it mine
So it's acceptable for men to wear ugg boots

From Nova Scotia to the trailer park
From Vancouver to the skatepark
From the streets to the trees to the mountaintops
America's the face with the dick on top

Eh, eh, that's what I say
That's what I say today
You're in Canada, it's all okay
Do what the the frick you please

We give you violent ice sports and maple leaves
Rush, Helix and all their great CD's
And all we ask, eh, all we ask
Is that you forget we gave you Avril too

*The cock starts slowly spinning and is raised up on strings to the delight of the traditional gay heavy live crowd*

Your bones will shake, skin will freeze so much
That furious masturbation is a nessecity, so touch
All these other countries step back please
We got culture pissing out down our knees
That's how I can write a song about the country
And not make silly references to forums, please
Although I kind of just did that
So break the filter,
Grab a bowl, down a bottle grab a *****
And fuck that Canadian cunt

Eh, eh, that's what I say
That's what I say today
You're in Canada, it's all okay
You can do anything you want today

We gave you Nelly Furtado and Keanu Reeves
Woah, and all that stuff about Rush CD's
And all we ask is that you forget
Chris Benoit broke his sons neck in two

Peace out 2011, Globalvision, sing it up!

*Snow explodes out of the head of the levitated cock, blasting away the maple leaf and covering the delighted crowd. The gang make their way back behind the curtain to much applause and ass slapping.*

Chris Benoit :lovedup: gotta love a murderer reference

That was beautiful and disgusting all at the same time!

:laugh3: Brilliant

:joker:

:laugh2:

Great work Mollie & Stu.

**** you mollie, whyd you go and make a good one.

oh no :/

Rofl, that was hilarious.

Song for Wales "Inbessy-Yeah!" sung by L'il Bo Neep
Inspired by and sung to the tune of Insomnia by Faithless


The stage floor is covered in rolls of luscious grass

A large Welsh flag hangs proudly in the background


L'il Bo Neep walks on stage wearing a fetching wool dress

followed by her backing dancers known only as "The master" and "the little boy who lives down the lane"


She walks to the microphone and says :

"this is a song I wrote about a Welsh man living in London, about how he misses Wales so and how he struggles to go on without his obsession........"

The music begins........

Deep in the city on a London night,
I can’t get away from the light,
Pick up my pen and start to write,
I try to find some words,
To describe my plight,
With a tear....InBessy-yeah
I can’t get no sheep.

I used to run, thought I was goin’ mad in a hurry,
Get in Bess! Makin’ excess mess in the darkness,
It’s beastality, Somethings all over me, greasy
Oh Bessy ahh, Please don’t leave me, let me dream of
Making love to ewe on the heath
Tearing your fleece with my teeth
But there’s no release, no fleece
I toss and turn without cease,
Like a curse open my eyes and rise like yeast,
At least a couple of weeks
Since I last Shept*, Keep watching Sheepers*
And now I can’t find a farm
Or a field or a barn, I search in the night
I find dogs, cats but no improvement, uh
I miss my baa baa Black, Missin’ Ma Bessy, want her back,
My beast, it’s my nature, I need a sheep crack
I got no sheep,
I can’t get in no sheep,

I can’t get in no Sheep,
I can’t get in no sheep,
I need a sheep, although I got no sheep
I need a sheep, although I got no sheep


(new word translation :
*Shept : the act of Sheep shaggery
*Sheepers : Sheep porn movies)

:laugh3: Very good Niamh.

thanks for the picture niamh i forgot what grass was