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smudgie 05-08-2013 01:36 PM

[QUOTE=mr rochester;6250596]
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Originally Posted by smudgie (Post 6250574)

Tis a vicious lie put about by the gutter press...I am just doing a spot of knitting whilst waiting for further orders and rest assured Dolphy is here with me in DJ's locker...glug...

No thank you Dolphy - I don't smoke...morphed into a dolphin indeed...humph...

psst please tell me the ship's cat was not put into a curry...I loved that cat...

WitchHazel is safe, it was Dolphin curry...not sure if it was Dolphy or an imposter now.

Kate! 05-08-2013 01:37 PM

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.n...93751580_n.png

how lovely is this pic :)

Kazanne 05-08-2013 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by *Kate* (Post 6250608)

aw,he looks so cheeky:joker:

Kyle 05-08-2013 01:38 PM

The face he will be pulling when he sees the shining white mast of the H.M.S Samuel pulling up to the victory port.

mr rochester 05-08-2013 01:39 PM

[QUOTE=smudgie;6250606]
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Originally Posted by mr rochester (Post 6250596)

WitchHazel is safe, it was Dolphin curry...not sure if it was Dolphy or an imposter now.

Thank you ABS Smudgie! I am delighted Wichhazel is safe...

Dolphy is definitely here with me - so any other dolphin is an imposter - da da daaaahhhnnn...

Kazanne 05-08-2013 01:39 PM

Right ya varmints,find Kizzy now,I found this in her quarters,has she never heard of sharing .
http://manolomen.com/images/pirate%20Hamlet.jpg

Kyle 05-08-2013 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by smudgie (Post 6250606)

Thank you ABS Smudgie! I am delighted Wichhazel is safe...

Dolphy is definitely here with me - so any other dolphin is an imposter - da da daaaahhhnnn...

I knew that dolphin had a fake moustache, he's not the real willy!!

Shaun 05-08-2013 01:44 PM

i just wanted to point out that you're using the parrot from Aladdin who has nothing to do with pirates

ok this thread oozes fail so i'm done bye

Kizzy 05-08-2013 01:44 PM

kut throat kizzy here......
Have him scrubbed and sent to my cabin immediately kaz!
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-kehVGGWq6N...le+pirate1.jpg

Kyle 05-08-2013 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Shaun (Post 6250638)
i just wanted to point out that you're using the parrot from Aladdin who has nothing to do with pirates

ok this thread oozes of fail so i'm done bye

He does now......

mr rochester 05-08-2013 01:46 PM

[QUOTE=Simple Minds;6250624]
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Originally Posted by mr rochester (Post 6250617)

I knew that dolphin had a fake moustache, he's not the real willy!!

Well said Cap'n - Dolphy has told me that the dolphin you have aboard is called Expanda...she is a devious spy sent by the Devious dexter to encourage our shipmates to get drunk and carouse so they are not ready for the final onslaught battle they are planning. Batten down the hatches Sir, amass your cutlasses and sail into the favourable wind to deliver our ship to safety...

erm...there's still the small matter of the albatross...

Kizzy 05-08-2013 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Shaun (Post 6250638)
i just wanted to point out that you're using the parrot from Aladdin who has nothing to do with pirates

ok this thread oozes fail so i'm done bye

What do we do with little rainclouds of doom?.........Bai scurvy shauny!!!

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_oOJMYL8TW6...lkThePlank.jpg

Verbal 05-08-2013 01:49 PM

After falling overboard, and no shipmates giving a toss I am glad to report that I was picked out of the sea by a fishing trawler from Guernsey. Anyway, the upshot is, that i'm back on board, but I have barnacles on my butt.

Thanks for nothing, shipmates.

Kyle 05-08-2013 01:50 PM

Make him walk the plank Kizzy that's right. He can join Mr Rochester seven leagues under the sea.

Jack_ 05-08-2013 01:50 PM

Never has a thread on this forum made me feel so ill

Dullard worshipping is at an all time high :sad:

Kyle 05-08-2013 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Jack_ (Post 6250662)
Never has a thread on this forum made me feel so ill

Dullard worshipping is at an all time high :sad:

I'm so sorry let me dry your eyes mate.

Jack_ 05-08-2013 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Simple Minds (Post 6250667)
I'm so sorry let me dry your eyes mate.

Just don't come crying to me when you're complaining that next years series is dull :)

Boring winners encourages boring housemates, it's the best possible gameplan you could have in that house

mr rochester 05-08-2013 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by CynicalHermit (Post 6250653)
After falling overboard, and no shipmates giving a toss I am glad to report that I was picked out of the sea by a fishing trawler from Guernsey. Anyway, the upshot is, that i'm back on board, but I have barnacles on my butt.

Thanks for nothing, shipmates.



Deja Vue Cynical Hermit - I know just how you feel. Thank goodness one of us was rescued...Rub some axl(e) grease on your barnacle - works a treat...

Kyle 05-08-2013 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Jack_ (Post 6250672)
Just don't come crying to me when you're complaining that next years series is dull :)

Boring winners encourages boring housemates, it's the best possible gameplan you could have in that house

If you end up being right I'm not going to come crying to you! It might spoil my reputation :joker: ;)

Kate! 05-08-2013 01:55 PM

- makes Jack walk the plank -

Kazanne 05-08-2013 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Kizzy (Post 6250641)
kut throat kizzy here......
Have him scrubbed and sent to my cabin immediately kaz!
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-kehVGGWq6N...le+pirate1.jpg

shaun is to be gagged and given a soapy mouthwash and don't be gentle kut throat Kizzy:hugesmile:

Kizzy 05-08-2013 01:57 PM

http://www.schooner.org/tel/Pirate%2...ks%20plank.jpg

Jack is carefully aided off the ship...
Look out for free willy jack!!

Verbal 05-08-2013 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by *Kate* (Post 6250684)
- makes Jack walk the plank -

You are rather good at this whole creating thing, arent you? I think we could do with Dexters head on the main mast of the ship :whistle:

Kyle 05-08-2013 01:58 PM

Hahaha.


So now the sea has about 8 or 9 new residents.

Kate! 05-08-2013 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by CynicalHermit (Post 6250690)
You are rather good at this whole creating thing, arent you? I think we could do with Dexters head on the main mast of the ship :whistle:

Kaz is the design whizz.... I am sure she can come up with something suitable. :)


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