I've got a mental image of her bellowing "GO BACK TO AMERICA! WE DON'T GIVE A ****!" at a shivering Traci Bingham

:joker::joker::joker:

But it was a racial divide tbh, I don't think she would've bonded that well with Makosi and Derek anyway

Legend Chantelle would cruise with Lesley and Vanny to the end

What if I had never let you go, would you be the man I used to know?

Here for her and Pete Burns dragging all the other housemates <33

I seriously can't imagine Chantelle in a house as volatile as BB6's though. She'd probably be like how Sam was in that house

What if Lucas hadn't just ruined this thread with Kate Winslet

'You have a chip on your shoulder... like you type of people do!' to Faria Alam after her ethnicity and the GBP debate?

Saskia's name was on this ****ing same page, **** off.

What if Gaby Roslin had went into CBB6 instead of Ulrika?

Saskia is a 1/4 Sri-Lankan tho so she'd agree with our Faria

Actually I meant that I'd already made that joke on page 3 :hmph:

What if Cliff Richard had gone into CBB6 like he was supposed to

No but honestly if Saskia was in CBB4, she'd probably be friends with Jodie Marsh and Preston.

I could see her and George Galloway clashing the same way she clashed with Derek

Oh well now I don't feel original if I'm an MB. joke hand me down. Do carry on.

He'd have walked after a week.

What if Freddie stayed over Marcus in week 9? Freddie's popularity had hit a low point in the aftermath of the Lisa argument but after Hira was evicted I noticed the house dynamic begin to turn in a way that could have benefitted him, Lisa had reunited her posse and began to get more confident, Bea had fully emerged as the house villain and Freddie was once again isolated in a similar way to how he was in the early stages of BB10.

Had Freddie stayed that week (which he was close to doing IMO) we could have very easily seen a rise in popularity similar to the early weeks of BB10. Bea's villain persona would have caused the gold-fish minded audience to forget Freddie's short-comings, an overconfident Lisa could have easily reverted to her horrid early week ways and arguably it may have helped Freddie regain some of his popularity with the audience.

Assuming he'd take Marcus' place directly he'd easily survive Bea, and stand a good chance of toppling Siavash, and with the final 5 housemates finished second to Sophie, and certainly run her closer then what Siavash did.

Makosi would've chewed Chantelle up and spat her out tbh

I'm just envisaging a situation in which Cliff Richard lives with Tina Malone, Lucy Pinder and Coolio, don't mind me

What if Lydia was evicted on Day 4 instead of Victoria?

omg could you imagine </3

What if BBC Four outbid Channel 5 to the rights and we ended up with a black-and-white Big Brother in Swedish with subtitles

I'm going to bump this.

I often wonder, if Becky had never switched allegiance to the Insiders and carried on being enemies with Conor (like how she was around ABCD eviction), would she have been liked by the public? Would she have made the final or would she have been nominated by the Insiders and been evicted in a head to head with another Outsider like Lauren was?

I did like her the week she turned on Arron and Conor, she went up to my 4th favourite so if she carried on I'd have definitely been a fan :laugh: but alas. But yeah I think if she was an outsider anyway she'd have been the least popular and up against any in head to head's she'd go.