Next up tonight is the malestrom of homoerotic, poorly written guttertrash that is THE MYSTICAL REALMS SAGA..
For clarification on my standpoint, here are some extracts from this evil menace of the fiction world :
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“Provoke the Americans” screamed the captain.
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Yes. Let's make weight jokes. That's what everybody wants.
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“No!” growled Captain Valentin
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What, your vessel is commandeered by a f ucking dog?
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“Now insert your key and be done with it”
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I don't need to tell you what this means. Amiright?
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“The Americans have probably already launched their Jupiter missiles from their bases in Turkey and now they are hunting us. Even if we die we take them with us”
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As we can see the plot is totally far fetched.
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The captain pointed his side arm at the commander and cocked it ready to fire
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More genital fetishism from Sticks.
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“Like a lot of teenagers” Samuel replied, “That’s what makes them more vulnerable to predators”
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Paedophilia? Not on my watch!
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“Too much information as the humans put it” the drow interrupted
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My thoughts exactly.
These quotes are not made up. You can see them in the first few posts of his most recent disgusting erotic edition of this poorly written farce.
Do your business, TiBBers.
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