Adam is a nipple rubbing mastibator!

Adam oddly has an inverted anus, in which Sparacus dreams of sowing shut. For the satisfaction of knowing that only his toe has ventured Adam's great cave.


Spara decided to share the result of his toe:

Like I said, I thought you were supposed to tell lies?

Lol Killerqueen hasn't starred in a tri-sexualporn film :laugh:

Flame has frequent fantasies about Sezer leaping through large mirrors on the back of a white steed and saving some french bint

killerqueen spent the last two years in Guantanamo Bay, but escaped using nothing but a spoon and a novelty thong.

Quite true. I have fantasies involving Sezer on a regular basis

Flame enjoys nude cybersex webcam soirées with Lesley Grantham.

sparacus likes to skinny dip with dot cotton and pat butcher while eating haggis

Elz_Belz often reverses the polarity of the neutron flow.

Sparacus likes to dress up ina french mauds outfit and eat bananas

Elz_Belz once happy slapped Pharell.

HOW DAAARE YOU!!!:laugh:

Sparacus sends hate mail to Adam Rickett and tried to steal the goats

elz belz is a gypsey and casts magic spells

Scoocy hates Jonny Depp and hates pirtares of the caribean

scooby likes bananas. Bananas are good.

I do not want a daquiari at this moment. Ok its bending the rules slightly but...

killerquen doesn't not not want a daquiari.

Damn your cleverness. Sparacus is actually a teacher in england

That is a good lie. I am actually a teacher in my home town of Aberystwyth, Wales, to which Adam Rickitt donated 4 goats to the local petting zoo.

killerqueen is an avid Battlestar Galactica fan.

i like bananas and bandanas

Scooby is allergic to bananas and comes out in hives if even remotely breathed on with banana breath

killerqueen likes the queen and the group queen

1 out of two. Scooby gives a scooby about the price of lambs at market

killerqueen has been given a restraining order of a distance of 200 meters after an horriffic incident at Emmerdale Farm involving some Vaseline, a prize marrow and 3 sheep.

That's not technically a lie....:blush: I was young, it was the countryside....